Hacker News front page now, but the titles are honest

(dosaygo-studio.github.io)

1039 points | by keepamovin 3 hours ago

112 comments

  • jvanderbot 2 hours ago
    OK, so the "Storing data in the network ... " title made me remember something.

    If you transmit a message to Mars, say a rover command sequence, and the outgoing buffer is deleted on the sending side (the original code is preserved, but the transmission-encoded sequence doesn't stick around), then that data, for 20-90 minutes, exists nowhere _except_ space. It's just random-looking electrical fluctuations that are propagating through whatever is out there until it hits a conducting piece of metal millions of miles away and energizes a cap bank enough to be measured by a digital circuit and reconstructed into data.

    So, if you calculate the data rate (9600 baud, even), and set up a loopback/echo transmitter on Mars, you could store ~4 MB "in space". If you're using lasers, it's >100x as much.

    • DarmokJalad1701 1 minute ago
      During NASA's Deep Space Optical Comms demo (https://www.nasa.gov/mission/deep-space-optical-communicatio...), they transmitted video at 267 Mbps from 16 million kilometers away. That's 1.78 GiB stored in space while in transit (assuming 53.3 seconds light-speed delay).

      The furthest they did was 8.3 Mbps at 400 million km which is around ~1.38 GiB in transit.

    • poly2it 1 hour ago
      Definitely one of the harder drives feasible!

      Tom 7 did something reminiscent of this if you hadn't seen already: https://youtu.be/JcJSW7Rprio.

      • pinkmuffinere 19 minutes ago
        Love Tom7! The peculiarities of my brain's weirdness obligates me to sing his praises every time he is mentioned.
    • Sharlin 2 hours ago
      It's just a fancy form of delay-line memory [1].

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay-line_memory

      • lxgr 1 hour ago
        In a universe with mass–energy equivalence, show me a storage medium that isn’t effectively a delay line :)
      • Aloha 55 minutes ago
        you beat me to it - or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay-line_memory in general, space is probably closer to an electrical delay line in practice.
    • HPsquared 1 hour ago
      You could totally do that with the mirror on the moon. (Retroreflector + optical data transmission).

      The moon is approximately (it varies) 1.3 light seconds away, i.e. a 2.6 second round trip, and optical links can have very high data rates. You could fit quite a lot of data on there! (Edit: although maybe the data rate won't be so high at these distances)

    • agumonkey 6 minutes ago
      allegedly, this was used long ago. a teacher told us similar stories from his early career in the 80s

      made my mind tickle for quite a while

    • diydsp 20 minutes ago
      My friend Joe Allen did this with the air in a room!

      https://youtu.be/a5hOmPdxw0U

    • Scaevolus 1 hour ago
      You can use fiber optics as an optical delay line too! About 60KB/km at 100Gbps.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay-line_memory

    • 2026iknewit 2 hours ago
      There is an archive of a lot of television transmission in space.

      archive.space

      You just need to be traveling faster than the radio waves, catch up and enjoy :)

      • RobotToaster 1 hour ago
        People of Earth. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 central!
    • lxgr 1 hour ago
    • shevy-java 24 minutes ago
      > If you transmit a message to Mars, say a rover command sequence

      Don't you worry!

      AI rover robots are soon going to dominate Mars.

    • CGMthrowaway 22 minutes ago
      Lacks the capability of random access, which limits the practicality of it. Cool idea still
    • journal 18 minutes ago
      Before I consumed calories over days to figure out syntax. Now, a language model exhausts those calories away in seconds. Eventually we will advance too far into the future that the tail end of humanity will forget how to make pants.
    • Kim_Bruning 1 hour ago
      • gmfawcett 13 minutes ago
        "Going Postal" was brilliant. GNU Terry Pratchett.
    • pkoiralap 1 hour ago
      So if we can somehow preserve the signal and make it go round and round, can we get long term storage out of nothing?
      • lucaslazarus 1 hour ago
        This is possible but you'd have to deploy it right by a black hole: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon_sphere
      • terminalkeys 1 hour ago
        Not a scientist, but I assume the signal would degrade or mutate over time due to space radiation and other radio waves.
        • lxgr 1 hour ago
          Electromagnetic waves have perfect/lossless superposition, so radiation can’t really degrade a signal that way.

          The big limiting factors are free space path loss and noise.

        • PartiallyTyped 1 hour ago
          It should be same logic we use for repeaters, so it'll be fine.
      • marcosdumay 1 hour ago
        "Nothing" is a funny name for an interplanetary communication network.
      • idiotsecant 1 hour ago
        You're still storing your data in the same EM field, just in a slightly different non-inertial reference frame.
    • charv 1 hour ago
      "Commenter shows off how smart they are with cool fun fact"
  • laser9 1 hour ago
    A good Friday morning laugh! I think the tiles are not just honest, they are brutally honest. Some of my fav ones:

    - Amazon finally adds a feature that has been standard since 2005

    - Texas accidentally does something good for privacy

    Would it possible to add a feature where hovering over a title displays the original title?

    • linux2647 1 hour ago
      If you click into the comments, it takes you to the real HN comments page with the real title
      • laser9 1 hour ago
        Yeah but I'd need to click each of them, thus the request for that feature.
        • metadat 1 hour ago
          I like how the current form is close to the real HN experience without onHover cruft.
    • wormpilled 58 minutes ago
      I wanted that feature as well. Adds much to the lols.
  • BeaverGoose 2 hours ago
    "Please star my repo so I can get a job" is brutal
    • OsrsNeedsf2P 1 hour ago
      As someone who maintained popular open source repos for >5 years, not once did I have a recruiter care about it (I made sure to ask!)
      • Agentlien 38 minutes ago
        I have a few blog posts which have received only about ~250 upvotes across different communities, plus a GitHub project with just 30 stars.

        Still, both of these were really interesting to my future colleagues (not the recruiter) who interviewed me in the last round of the interviews which landed me my current job. They had read them ahead of time and it really shaped the technical part of the interview.

      • abhaynayar 1 hour ago
        maybe not the recruiter but the hiring manager or prospective colleagues who'll interview you later?

        not the number of stars, but I like looking what people have done online ie GitHub/blog. I feel like it is a nice thing to talk about.

        I know it's an unpopular opinion these days cause everyone wants work life balance and not work beyond the office but it's always nice to see projects you've worked on it does show some interest. also while one can fake GitHub activity it's hard to fake well thought out and cared for projects.

        it's easier to fake metrics from your previous jobs like I saved X amount of money for the company or had Y efficiency gains.

      • Svoka 38 minutes ago
        I hired many many people and never once I cared about GitHub stars. Not even sure what signal it suppose to be. Are there jobs for tech influencers or something?
        • minimaxir 14 minutes ago
          It's a quick signal that the developer is capable of writing and maintaining code that can be used by many others.
        • abtinf 32 minutes ago
          Yes, developer/platform advocacy/evangelism.
    • tigerlily 1 hour ago
      I had to go back and look. Absolutely skewered it.
    • ekropotin 11 minutes ago
      I have to admit, that one hurts
    • nmz 24 minutes ago
      The future is now
    • kgwxd 1 hour ago
      Is that the title it gave itself?

      Edit: Oh no, that was for the repo I actually stared before seeing this. I'm just learning Go :)

  • ajcp 1 hour ago
    -> Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster.

    I love these and I know this is all in good fun, but I feel like this one is a little unfair to Jeff. He's a content creator and he didn't actually buy the rig. If he's rich it's because he creates content like this.

    • zamadatix 26 minutes ago
      Most of these are unfair in some way and many are wrong. What makes this funny is precisely that it has more snark than is reasonable (and often pushes bad assumptions as snark usually does!)
    • kemayo 1 hour ago
      It's inaccurate on two fronts: he didn't spend the money because he loaned the hardware... and the reviewed thing was actually $40k. :D
    • abtinf 31 minutes ago
      Jeff’s content is way too high quality to make him rich.
    • aeve890 4 minutes ago
      >a little unfair to Jeff

      I don't know chief, have you seen how many rpis this guy has?

    • pdevr 1 hour ago
      It need not be a dichotomy. I also laughed at the title. At the same time, I found the original article useful.
      • ajcp 1 hour ago
        No, I agree, I just wanted to call it out.
  • rcarmo 1 hour ago
    Top level item for me now: "We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it"

    Love these things. Every time someone has posted an AI-flavor of HN it's been comedic gold.

  • pizzathyme 2 hours ago
    Yes and - it would be great to hover/tap to see the original headline.

    I found myself pulling up the original and the honest versions side by side. The translation makes it funny.

    • andix 1 hour ago
      Right now there is a lot of drift between real and honest version, so it's hard to find the original title.
      • AntiqueFig 1 hour ago
        If you click on the comments in the honest version, it'll redirect you to the real version.
  • bombledmonk 2 hours ago
    This should be the April Fools 2026 feature put directly on the live HN site.
    • strangattractor 1 hour ago
      The Onion for Programers
    • eastbound 1 hour ago
      I love asking Grok’s companions, especially “Bad Rudy”, for the news of the day. It’s pretty similar: Brutally honest, filtered news. Although recently he started editorializing with his personal opinion, which is boring (from an AI companion).
  • headgasket 1 hour ago
    Love this. can we get an honest title for this entry too? (I'm not quite happy with my 11l+ karma, please give me some upvotes so I can start the new year with a smile?) jk, great one, cheers
  • ctippett 1 hour ago
    I got a good chuckle out of some of the titles. In Jeff Geerling's defence (the title on the site reads "Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster"), he was loaned the Mac Studios from Apple and so he didn't spend a dime.

    Also his accompanying YouTube video mentions the kit retails for $40,000+, a far cry from $15k.

    • taikahessu 1 hour ago
      Yeah, and it could be more like satire of "developer spends 15k to run a basic lying chatbot" or something like that :)

      Plus some of the stories seem to be a bit old like openai board controversy remark.

      All in all, some funny stuff i agree!

  • pvsukale3 29 minutes ago
    "Rails developers reinventing state machines for the 50th time"

    Laughed so hard on this one.

    • diydsp 17 minutes ago
      Its not even just Rails ppl. In embedded ive seen so many consultants say things like, "no problem. I just started working on the ultimate, perfect way to set up a state machine." Confidence theater
  • jedberg 1 hour ago
    Aka "the titles when people post these on reddit".

    Now you know why HN has the "no editorializing" rule. :)

    • sidcool 1 hour ago
      reddit is a whole different beast. It does not have a sense of humor, rather it is a biased cesspool of partisanship.
      • scottyah 27 minutes ago
        I sleep better at night thinking it is just a battleground of astroturfing bots fighting each other (at least on the main pages).

        Everything from massive Russian state-actor bot farms testing newly trained LLMs popping out AI-generated meme formats before deploying domestically unknowingly getting into arguments with Israeli bot farms trying to raise support for some new movie series that will enable them to raise money for their next missile strike competing for eyeballs/attention from some uni student in a dorm room paying mid-sized black market companies in India to post comments telling you that cast-iron pans are too hard to clean so you should buy the non-sticks you saw on instagram (which are just marketing dropshippers in the USA selling the QA rejected pans from established brands).

        The online world is a wild place.

  • abtinf 2 hours ago
  • alabhyajindal 2 hours ago
    > OpenAI releases a new model to distract from their board drama

    This one shows the "age" of the LLM, or the data cut off time

    • sallveburrpi 1 hour ago
      Implying there is no drama in OpenAIs board at the moment - they just stopped doing it in public for the time being
  • weisk 55 minutes ago
    "Do you confirm you are above 18 years of age (or the planet-rotation equivalent in your local star cluster)?"

    i am so confused, whats the reason behind this little event handler?

    • ctrlmeta 52 minutes ago
      The website has been made by AI. May be it has learned from its training that this kind of confirm box is cheeky humor for humans?
    • smcin 50 minutes ago
      Probably because a few articles contain curse words (which corporate filters may hiccup on).
  • PaulHoule 2 hours ago
    How did you get an LLM to be snarky or did you do something else?
    • doomspork 2 hours ago
      You can prompt it to do so. Look you "Persona based prompting" as a great and fun example of controlling what the LLM spits out and its tone.
    • smokel 1 hour ago
      Let's try to get a story on little Bobby Tables on the front page and find out.
    • pizzathyme 2 hours ago
      Same question and great work. I would love to know the prompt details of how the hacker news truth was captured
      • nottorp 2 hours ago
        Yes, this is absolutely brilliant! Teach us the prompt, o great wizards!
        • PaulHoule 1 hour ago
          To answer my question myself I gave Microsoft copilot this prompt:

              I want you to rewrite this headline "Amazon will allow ePub and PDF downloads for DRM-free eBooks" 
              into something a little humorous and snarky that reveals the underlying truth that would bring a 
              wry smile to tech-engaged but big tech-skeptical hacker news readers.
              
              This has to fit in the 80 character limit for Hacker News so keep it appropriately short.
                
              Also I want you to reply with exactly one headline and not anything else so I can use your output 
              as part of a processing pipeline
          
          and i get the response

              Amazon Finally Remembers eBooks Aren’t Supposed to Be Prisoners
          
          which I think is great. I started with the first paragraph and got something too long with some explanation. I added the second, and got three replies and more explanation. The three replies were all "good enough" in my mind but added the third paragraph to control the output.
          • nottorp 33 minutes ago
            I prompted Gemini to tell me how to prompt itself to get similar results on other news sites and it said I should give it a description of the intended audience and what it finds funny/snarky.

            Which looks like what you did.

            • bkanuka 21 minutes ago
              Now go deeper! Prompt Gemini to write a prompt for itself that would write a prompt for itself that would get similar results.
    • minimaxir 1 hour ago
      Modern LLMs are now actually good at having a sense of humor.
  • antfarm 1 hour ago
    Someone built a tool to put all the snark and harsh arrogance from the comments directly into the titles?
    • 654wak654 1 hour ago
      That's it, AI has finally made HN obsolete!
  • daft_pink 2 hours ago
    It would be a really interesting feature to have ai analyze the articles and write an actually honest sub-headline. (ie not these sarcastic humor titles)
    • peesem 2 hours ago
      if your immediate thought is "how can ai be added to this?" i think you might be part of the joke
      • nightpool 1 hour ago
        These are clearly AI generated, not sure what you mean by "adding" to it.
  • tome 2 hours ago
    This is hilarious and I'm looking forward to seeing what it says about itself.
  • shevy-java 24 minutes ago
    I am fine with the current layout, but I also have to say that I preferred old.reddit.com as a layout base (the new reddit UI is horrible, and reddit overall succumbed to willy-nilly tyranny of moderators on power-trips). I am not saying HN should change to become like old.reddit.com in the UI, mind you, but a few things could perhaps be considered. Using old.reddit.com was much more efficient to me than the default UI here. It is not the end of the world, but I would not mind small, slight, modest improvements to the UI (not only the front page, but all of HN).

    Perhaps HN could make a few suggestions and changes and people could vote. It should be as conservative as possible, though, because while I preferred old.reddit.com, I also think that not everyone may prefer changes. So one should aim for the highest acceptance value possible, before making any change.

  • amarant 12 minutes ago
    The Texas one doesn't seem honest. It seems like a political narrative.
  • blairanderson 6 minutes ago
    European decel mindset.
  • Aissen 24 minutes ago
    Anyone want to try a prompt injection? All we need to do is to get one or two story in the front page that have a good < 80 characters prompt injection.
  • publicdebates 1 hour ago
    "Show HN: I implemented generics in my programming language"

    does not deserve the roast

    "I built a language nobody will use just to learn generics"

    It's not fair to assume the author didn't know how to implement generics before this project. It's also not fair to assume the project won't gain traction. Zig and Rust started out small too! This just goes a little too far for my tastes.

    • forgotpwd16 1 hour ago
      >It's not fair to assume the author didn't know how to implement generics before this project

      Yeah... what they ended up implementing is not generics. So good thing the LLM doesn't read link/comments too or will've probably wrote an actual roast.

      >It's also not fair to assume the project won't gain traction

      Very fair to assume this. Referencing Rust/Zig disregarding the thousands other now abandoned ones is survivorship bias. Most small hobby projects remain small. But, besides joking about it, "built [something] nobody will use", if is in their free time, and enjoy it, does it matter? Is there a need for all hobby projects to have a goal of making it big?

      >This just goes a little too far for my tastes.

      But the "Please star my repo so I can get a job" is fine?

    • Kwpolska 1 hour ago
      If you read the post, a more accurate title is "I don't know what generics are but I'm implementing a programming language anyway".
    • idiotsecant 1 hour ago
      still funny.
  • kazinator 13 minutes ago

       s/Amazon/Atlassian/
  • krick 17 minutes ago
    I'm not even so sure it's such a useless joke. I mean, it is, and I wouldn't want titles to be like "Academic publishers admit paywalls were a scam all along" (unless ALL major publishers actually admit it, which so far they didn't). But I clicked on "Math nerd explains how to spend 3 days proving 1+1=2" and when it turned out to be a Lean tutorial I thought "Oh, that's exactly what I wanted!". I don't know why, but "From Zero to QED: An informal introduction to formality with Lean 4" I didn't even notice. It's such a boring and verbose title with lame attempt at wordplay that, that my brain somehow filters it out.
  • CGMthrowaway 31 minutes ago
    I thought the dollar sign button would be a donation button. Turns out it's the least honest part of the entire page.
    • morkalork 27 minutes ago
      The least honest? A dollar sign represents exactly what ycombinator is about
  • __MatrixMan__ 2 hours ago
    This is what adblock evolves into.
  • voodooEntity 1 hour ago
    11/10 would read. So much clickbait going around (and lets ignore the articles that "magicly" are upvoted but strangewise have no comments whatsoever.... not sus at all....
  • robertheadley 7 minutes ago
    I love this.
  • JaggerJo 2 hours ago
    Should be the default!
    • clamprecht 2 hours ago
      I'd love it if the mouseover text would be these titles.
  • dangoodmanUT 1 hour ago
    They don’t all seem super accurate, but I like these titles better
  • dijksterhuis 15 minutes ago
    > CLICK TO KEEP AVOIDING WORK...

    on point

  • junon 1 hour ago
    Seconding a little, perhaps dim button to toggle the original. But I love this. So much so that I might start referring to it more than HN when I'm in a rush.
  • jasfi 14 minutes ago
    Please add a 2nd page.
  • stuartjohnson12 2 hours ago
    > Marketing blog post explaining why you should buy our product (hatchet.run)

    When you developer market hard enough that you make it into the LLM training data.

    • cyrusradfar 2 hours ago
      I'm expecting someone to build the chrome plugin shortly.
  • greenwallnorway 2 hours ago
    Projects about hn on hn get a lot of attention here. I've sure done it before.

    They're a lot of fun! And super easy to vibe code, if I'm looking to test a new model.

    • freedomben 2 hours ago
      Definitely fun, although after recently submitting one (a simple browse extension to make HN Christmas colors last all Christmas season instead of on Christmas Day)[1] that got very little attention I started looking at other posts and found a whole lot more slip through the cracks than I would have thought.

      [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46266496

  • phplovesong 46 minutes ago
    Haha! Top post was just what i could think. "A rewrite n Rust post to get upvotes".
  • kitd 1 hour ago
    I assume the age verification check when I went to page 2 is because I'm in the UK? If so, well played!
    • layer8 1 hour ago
      I’m having this outside the UK as well.
      • abraae 52 minutes ago
        NZ as well - though of course we are a colony
  • bityard 46 minutes ago
    I love this so much. It's like the El Reg editors got turned loose on HN headlines.
  • simonebrunozzi 1 hour ago
    Love this. Make it into a chrome or Firefox extension, let people freely switch from "normal" to "honest" any time they want.
  • oncallthrow 1 hour ago
    I was expecting this to be stupid but it’s genuinely funny. I guess LLMs are better at humor than I remember
  • neilv 1 hour ago
    It's a little bit n-gate.

    Who unfortunately stopped posting HN critiques, a few years ago. But you can still read old posts on: http://n-gate.com/hackernews/2021/07/

    (If you follow that link from HN, and the site sees an HN `Referer`, it will do a fake captcha load, so then click "HACKERNEWS" in the navbar on the right.)

    • spencer-p 35 minutes ago
      I do miss n-gate. I have to assume they are much happier now that they've ended that project, though.
      • neilv 30 minutes ago
        The last post or so sounded stressed. I hope they feel better.

        But in general, going to read a little n-gate was a relief when some HN comment thread went off the rails. Someone else could rant about the dumbness, and a burden was lifted.

  • imvetri 11 minutes ago
    Thanks for sharing
  • observationist 11 minutes ago
    Bravo.
  • delichon 1 hour ago
    This is so damn good that I want to put it between me and the whole internet. At least selectively. Please y'all go build this.

    An opinionated, tuneable, reader-agent.

    • eastbound 59 minutes ago
      That’s it. It singlehandedly sold the idea of an AI browser to you. Like I now want an AI radio in my car, and we’re all putting AI between Google and us because Google’s results unfiltered are bad.
  • alch- 1 hour ago
    Man, how did I get by for so long without this. Brilliant. I'd like to have the whole web in this tone please, thanks in advance!
  • angryjim 25 minutes ago
    I like this a lot.
  • safehuss 2 hours ago
    Very funny and brutally honest!
  • matt3210 30 minutes ago
    Aka better hacker news
  • tediousgraffit1 1 hour ago
    ok but how does it work though? Is this seriously just passing the titles to some llm with a prompt like 'roast this'? is it reading the actual content of the link as well?
  • layer8 1 hour ago
    This would actually be somewhat useful for the new page. :)
  • p2detar 2 hours ago
    Did anyone notice the footer? Brilliant.
  • morkalork 24 minutes ago
    What is the title for this entry now that it's on the front page? I can't find it
  • topaz0 1 hour ago
    Just me, or are all of these one sentence approving comments (at top level) posted by bots?
    • jordanpg 21 minutes ago
      This weird obsequiousness and the fact that it never updates are beginning to make me wonder if this is some kind of prank.
    • idiotsecant 1 hour ago
      It's just you. Beep boop.
  • horladoyin 1 hour ago
    Love it.
  • Imustaskforhelp 1 hour ago
    This is really awesome, I am interested how you made this, is there a way that we can have something this like for hackernews for more than this one instance of (20?) posts, I know its satirical but I really enjoyed it

    Considering its hosted on github I think that it is a static page

  • ZebusJesus 31 minutes ago
    This was a great way to start the day over a cup of coffee, sometimes we need things that make as laugh but what is awesome is the titles are spot on. Thank you for making this Friday morning fun
  • wnevets 1 hour ago
    Honest? Probably not. Funny? Very.
  • i_am_a_peasant 17 minutes ago
    Lol this legit makes it easier to grep through HN. thanks!
  • isodev 1 hour ago
    Haha this is brilliant.
  • fogzen 1 hour ago
    I love everything about this – the little touches like the logo, the content warning, etc. Thank you for bringing some joy to my day.
  • danielscrubs 2 hours ago
    Wow, this is amazing! Great work!
  • S0y 35 minutes ago
    Now I just want to see what this post will be translated to...
  • hervic 2 hours ago
    Aplausos, gracias totales!!!
  • stackedinserter 1 hour ago
    I wish we were that brutally hones irl.
  • ihrimech 2 hours ago
    I laughed so hard ...
    • craftkiller 1 hour ago
      Me too. Audibly laughed out loud and was late to standup because I had to tell my roommate about it.
  • imiric 1 hour ago
    Love this.

    My favorite is the link in the footer:

      <a href="https://www.ycombinator.com/apply/">Sell 7% for clout</a>
  • moralestapia 1 hour ago
    >Rich developer spends $15k to run a model slightly faster (jeffgeerling.com)

    LOL ... and it actually ran slower.

    • hu3 1 hour ago
      and it was 40k
  • linhns 2 hours ago
    Make my day mate
  • szemy2 2 hours ago
    This is pretty funny!
  • pimlottc 2 hours ago
    I miss n-gate’s webshit weekly.

    http://n-gate.com/

    EDIT: open the link manually, they put a mock "security check" on referrers from HN

  • gabrielflorit 2 hours ago
    This is amazing.
  • remywang 37 minutes ago
    Was hoping for a self aware roast: one weird trick to keep sending your LLM slop to top of HN (/s, I enjoyed it very much)
  • dwa3592 1 hour ago
    This is hilarious. if you scroll down to the bottom it says, "CLICK TO KEEP AVOIDING WORK". lmao. which llm is this?
  • stivatron 1 hour ago
    hahaha! very funny.
  • anon115 1 hour ago
    XDDDDDD
  • Forgeties79 2 hours ago
    This is really funny
  • alexgotoi 2 hours ago
    Love the “Click to keep avoiding work” - so true!
    • bombcar 2 hours ago
      This is the most brutal cut of all
      • WhyOhWhyQ 2 hours ago
        The noprocast feature should have an option to insult the user for returning here.
      • pjerem 2 hours ago
        Nah, look at the Y logo :)
  • toomuchtodo 2 hours ago
    Well done!
  • ChrisMarshallNY 2 hours ago
    Love it!
  • linuxftw 2 hours ago
    I motion HN adopts this to auto-translate all submitted titles.
  • marai2 2 hours ago
    this is gold!

    “Click to keep avoiding work …”

  • SV_BubbleTime 2 hours ago
    >We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it

    Good LLM prompt, excellent understanding.

    • p2detar 2 hours ago
      Original title: `GotaTun -- Mullvad's WireGuard Implementation in Rust`. I laughed too much at the alternative title, because it's so true.
  • Retr0id 2 hours ago
    Doesn't seem to be live, otherwise there'd be one that says "Hacker News front page now, but the titles are slop"
    • thornewolf 2 hours ago
      maybe so, though an inaccurate claim. the ai is the value add here (and quite a value add based on the other comments in the thread). we typically reserve the word "slop" for ai generated content that is of low quality or no value add. this website seems to be both of quality and value ad and it would be difficult to argue otherwise.
    • idiotsecant 1 hour ago
      Meta-Meta context: The LLM made this post.
    • wiseowise 1 hour ago
      Not everything generated is slop.
      • cwyers 30 minutes ago
        "Slop" is at _least_ as fair a description of "we had an LLM rewrite HN headlines" as "we rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it" is of "we removed our biggest source of crashes on Android by getting rid of Go FFI issues."
  • mikkupikku 36 minutes ago
    I miss n-gate.
  • WesolyKubeczek 57 minutes ago
    Cool, n-gate as a service
  • KalandaDev 1 hour ago
    Academic publishers admit paywalls were a scam all along :D
  • ionwake 1 hour ago
    fabulous
  • SSLy 1 hour ago
    i miss the n-gate roundups
  • tmshapland 1 hour ago
    lol. would you share the prompt for how you translate them? it really feels like a snarky HN community member rewrote each one.
  • reality_inspctr 2 hours ago
    amazing
  • Mistletoe 1 hour ago
    This is actually how my brain reads most of the HN posts.
  • byyoung3 1 hour ago
    The training LLMs on old data to avoid woke bias was comedic genius. Something tells me grok is behind this.
  • EarlKing 2 hours ago
    Bring back n-gate!
  • bitwize 1 hour ago
    (sarcastic David Spade voice) I liked this better the first time around... when it was called n-gate.

    Still pretty funny tho, ngl.

  • akramachamarei 1 hour ago
    Entertaining and apparently useful, though of course not infallible. Given https://github.com/DGoettlich/history-llms it yields the title "Training AI on 1913 data to avoid 'woke' bias (and hygiene)". That the Honest Hacker News AI model has been trained on a dose of cynicism and intellectual dishonesty is probably hard to avoid...
  • NoGravitas 1 hour ago
    Makes me nostalgic for n-gate.
  • _el1s7 1 hour ago
    This is cool lol
  • DarkTree 2 hours ago
    Now do the comments
    • erikig 2 hours ago
      I don't think I'm ready for this, I might never go back to "real" work.
  • queuebert 2 hours ago
    Missing the "We have too many file formats for X, so I made another". Could also prepopulate the comments with the ubiquitous xkcd reference.
  • fukukitaru 1 hour ago
    I miss n-gate so much
  • wiseowise 2 hours ago
    Lmao, this is great.
  • Cheer2171 2 hours ago
    [dead]
  • casey2 2 hours ago
    How is the Mac studio ad title honest?
  • barfoure 2 hours ago
    Yup. And if you dared to bring this up in the comments (ie. your own rewrite of a title/post), you’d get reminded of the guidelines and downvoted/flagged. Because fuck honesty - we are here for clicks and engagements.

    This is a good step. Next: disclose financial incentives and other motives just to nip it in the bud.

    • freedomben 2 hours ago
      well, I think OP is quite funny and I really enjoyed it, but it definitely goes against the entire idea of approaching things in good faith. I'm sure some or even many of them are sadly accurate, but if reinterpreting things people say through that lens became the behavioral norm on HN I think it would quickly destroy everything many people love about this place. Just my 2 cents of course.
      • barfoure 1 hour ago
        Only fools approach hyenas in good faith. You have to be naive to allow yourself to get swindled by internet marketing junkies.

        I’m all for prefacing each post that comes from a16z with “Asshole Alert” so that we know who we are dealing with upfront.

  • lapcat 2 hours ago
    How much of this navel-gazing junk do we need? See also, from the same author:

    Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 imagines the HN front page 10 years from now https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632 (10 days ago)

    Show HN: Hacker News, but every headline is hysterical clickbait https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46324579 (4 hours ago)

    • minimaxir 10 minutes ago
      It's funny, the OP doesn't have an ulterior motive, and it's close to the holidays so it is not cannibalizing more important news. There's no harm here.
    • gjm11 2 hours ago
      I feel that my life has been improved by all three of these. I hadn't seen the "hysterical clickbait" one before you pointed it out, so thank you even though clearly that was the opposite of your intent.
      • bombcar 2 hours ago
        It's somewhat live, as it now has

        META-MELTDOWN: WE BROKE HACKER NEWS WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK (dosaygo-studio.github.io)

    • phoe-krk 2 hours ago
      Maybe HN needs some reflection, and satire is one of the best ways to provide it.
      • ok123456 2 hours ago
        There hasn't been since n-gate stopped posting.
        • bombcar 2 hours ago
          Comparing this with n-gate really shows the difference between AI and real work.

          Superficially, they're the same, but digging in shows the real difference.

          • ok123456 1 hour ago
            It's soul-crushing work, more suited for machines.
          • phantasmish 1 hour ago
            N-gate was by far the best thing about HN.
      • topaz0 2 hours ago
        And slop is one of the worst ways
    • floatrock 2 hours ago
      I dunno, sounds like "rapid product iteration to find product-market fit" to me.
    • ctrlmeta 2 hours ago
      > How much of this navel-gazing junk do we need? See also, from the same author:

      Seriously! I'll admit the first post was mighty fun. But now this is turning into an AI-spam-fest! I objected in the 2nd thread but got downvoted. Apparently the community here thinks this kind of low effort Reddit-style humor is now on-topic for this place!

      Not to mention the systematic downvoting of every comment that is critical of these spam posts!

    • catapart 2 hours ago
      reminds me of how people used to shove autotune into anything and people lapped it up like the slop that it was and this is. but, as with that slop, this will also get boring to the masses. there's only so much "I told an llm to pretend it was deadpool by way of ryan reynolds" that people actually like. the novelty is the brunt of it. and, like with autotune, when used well, people will continue to appreciate it. just ride out the hyperslop, for now.
    • wiseowise 2 hours ago
      [flagged]
    • greenwallnorway 2 hours ago
      I've done it before. Projects about hn on hn get a lot of attention.

      They're a lot of fun! And super easy to vibe code, if I'm looking to test a new model.

      It's hard to restrain myself from navel-gazing, the lint in there is fascinating.

      I'm not sure they satisfy curiosity as much as many posts with fewer votes, but that's okay.

  • nine_k 2 hours ago
    This is not "honest", this is mostly just dismissive. The headings are no more neutral and explanatory than the originals, because, I suppose, the intent was just having fun.

    "We rewrote it in snark so you have to upvote".

    • barfoure 2 hours ago
      It’s a Fark.com style applied to HN. Maybe we should do a SomethingAwful theme next?
    • ok123456 2 hours ago
      Is it wrong, though?
      • SideburnsOfDoom 1 hour ago
        Well, this one is wrong: "I built a language nobody will use just to learn generics"

        The comments make it clear that the language author has not yet learned generics by this exercise.

      • ctrlmeta 2 hours ago
        Yes, it is wrong. Take the top one:

        > We rewrote it in Rust so you have to upvote it

        I'm pretty sure they didn't go through all the trouble of rewriting it in Rust to get some internet forum points!

        • chuckadams 2 hours ago
          To quote Foghorn Leghorn: It's a joke, son, you're supposed to laugh.
          • ctrlmeta 1 hour ago
            The joke was fun the first time. When the joke posts (low effort AI slop no less!) are spammed to HN every week, it stops being fun.
            • alt227 1 hour ago
              Its on the front page, that means it atttracted attention and was upvoted. If what you are saying was true, these posts would die very quickly and we would never see them.

              Maybe its just you who doesnt like them?

              • unethical_ban 1 hour ago
                I guess if everyone thinks mocking peoples' projects and efforts is funny, it's okay!

                My opinion is a weakly that this is tiring and borderline insulting to people who are genuinely looking for feedback and community. Clever once a year or so, but the creator has leaned into it and posted a lot of meta in a small timeline.

              • ctrlmeta 1 hour ago
                > Maybe its just you who doesnt like them?

                Obviously it's just me who doesn't like them. What's your point?

        • ok123456 2 hours ago
          Usually, people highlight functional/architectural changes over superficial things like language choice.
          • ctrlmeta 2 hours ago
            That's true. But it is also true that almost nobody rewrites a whole complex software in Rust to get internet forum points from HN people.

            Your question was "Is it wrong, though?" The answer is "Yes"

            • alt227 1 hour ago
              But it sure does lampoon a current point which is that people seem pretty quick to want to share their Rust rewrites of other software.