19 comments

  • Jordan-117 9 hours ago
    More alarmingly, the laser weapon was deployed before the FAA actually shut down the airspace:

    https://apnews.com/article/faa-el-paso-texas-air-space-close...

    I'd say these trigger-happy clowns chasing tough-guy optics are going to get innocent people killed, but then they already have -- multiple times.

    • venusenvy47 23 minutes ago
      Reading between the lines, it seems like the FAA shutdown the airspace to make public the fact that the DoD wasn't cooperating with the FAA.
    • mlinhares 9 hours ago
      Yeah, a bit late for that. But this would likely kill more at once than they've had before, so would land a new record.
    • ajross 9 hours ago
      Even more alarmingly, a US cabinet secretary came out with a public statement about the incident that was a complete fabrication (labelling it a "cartel drone incursion"), has issued no retraction, and no one seems to care.

      (Less alarmingly but more personal: my personal prediction to this effect, expressing distrust about statements like this in real time, got flagged right here on HN because apparently our leaders lying to our faces about news relevant to our community is "politics" and unseemly to discuss.)

    • outside1234 9 hours ago
      Have you not seen the cowboy hat that she wears tho?
    • NedF 8 hours ago
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    • hypeatei 9 hours ago
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      • hshdhdhj4444 4 hours ago
        To be fair, the current version of the party is nothing like the version of the party from even a decade ago.

        Whats disturbing is how so many people on that side have completely abandoned everything they ever said about their principles and values.

    • wahnfrieden 9 hours ago
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      • foxyv 9 hours ago
        > "The Party said that Oceania had never been in alliance with Eurasia. He, Winston Smith, knew that Oceania had been in alliance with Eurasia as short a time as four years ago. But where did that knowledge exist? Only in his own consciousness, which in any case must soon be annihilated. And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed -if all records told the same tale -- then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past,' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memory."
      • selimthegrim 9 hours ago
        Was the party balloon made in China?
      • bakies 9 hours ago
        who did the news cite? the liar admin?
    • throwaway5752 9 hours ago
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      • rogerrogerr 9 hours ago
        You probably should forget that, because it isn’t true. There’s no credible link between FAA staffing cuts and the DCA midair.

        That was a long-standing set of bad routes that was going to kill someone eventually.

      • ExpertAdvisor01 9 hours ago
        Have you even read the investigation?
  • kelseyfrog 9 hours ago
    The rate of return on this is phenomenal.

    A 53" balloon costs $9.99. You could shut down all large and medium hubs in the US for $629.37/day. The asymmetry is astounding and I'm surprised we don't defend against this kind of attack more efficiently.

    • CobrastanJorji 9 hours ago
      Doesn't usually work. There are over a thousand incursions by unmanned aircraft systems along the U.S.-Mexico border each month, per the NORAD commander: https://www.war.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/370778... . They pretty much never result in shutting down air space or launching missiles.

      Responding to a single party balloon with a giant laser, thus causing a saner government official to close the airspace because some moron is firing giant lasers into the air, is unusual. Probably not a usable asymmetric attack vector.

      • bakies 9 hours ago
        wow maybe we should stop giving the law enforcement orgs weapons of war
        • kelseyfrog 8 hours ago
          All cops should have a nuke.
      • gunapologist99 9 hours ago
        'saner govt official because moron firing giant lasers into the air' - lasers just go everywhere at once and hit everything in the air, into the stratosphere? it's a big sky and gets bigger the higher you go.
        • collingreen 8 hours ago
          lol, this is a great imply-but-don't-make-a-point from an account called gunapologist99.

          Is the implication here that someone firing laser weapons at things flying near the airport has no realistic danger for planes flying near the airport and therefore this was an overreaction?

    • grayhatter 9 hours ago
      I'm equally surprised we don't fend off these rampant goblin threats too!

      More pragmatically, such a system would cost multiple millions, and would take years to actually stabilize in a manner that would recover the fictitious costs to shutting down the airports with gaps. (i.e. I'm surprised you so easily bought into the 500k figure)

      All because a bunch of idiots lost track of their one balloon, once? The asymmetry is banal. There are cheaper ways that require less planning than that.

      • kelseyfrog 9 hours ago
        I avoided the 500k figure and instead just mentioned airport shutdowns.

        I'm surprised you saw it in my comment. It's reminiscent of an airport seeing a would be drone.

      • asdff 7 hours ago
        Such a system is as easy as a set of binoculars and an airsoft gun
    • The_President 3 hours ago
      On the plus side, this method of disabling the target is cheaper and more environmentally friendly than using a guided missile. Any object can just be locked on to and effortlessly zapped out of the sky - that’s impressive.
    • asdff 7 hours ago
      If it became a real issue you'd hire someone for $25/hr to patrol with an airsoft gun
    • masfuerte 8 hours ago
      This is already a thing in Eastern Europe.

      https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8655gn84ego

    • Forgeties79 9 hours ago
      I think the general assumption is that the US government is competent enough to know the difference between a party balloon and a real threat, but apparently it is not. At least not under the current admin.
    • renato_shira 2 hours ago
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    • fph 6 hours ago
      "99 red balloons" starts playing in the background.
      • mproud 5 minutes ago
        99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet

        To worry, worry, super scurry

        Call out the troops now in a hurry

        This is what we've waited for

        This is it, boys, this is war

        The President is on the line as 99 red balloons go by

      • banku_brougham 2 hours ago
        Ninety-nine dreams I have had

        In every one, a red balloon

        It's all over and I'm standin' pretty

        In this dust that was a city

        If I could find a souvenir

        Just to prove the world was here

        And here is a red balloon

        I think of you, and let it go

  • throwaway0q5347 9 hours ago
    > Who among us hasn’t, at some point, mistaken a party balloon for a cartel drone? Let him cast the first stone.
    • joe_mamba 9 hours ago
      Firstly, how is the world's most powerful military afraid of "cartel drones"? Don't they already have some sci-fi laser/EW gizmos to take care of those considering how much taxpayer dollars go to the defense sector?

      Secondly, contrary to popular belief, cartel leaders are smart enough to know not to directly mess with and attract the wrath of the US military when that's not good for their core business.

      • milesskorpen 9 hours ago
        Reading between the lines, it sounds like the FAA maybe did not trust CBP to "test" operate the high powered laser near civilian aviation, in part given that they mistakenly identified a balloon for a cartel drone.
        • nixosbestos 9 hours ago
          FAA sounds kinda woke to me, idk.
          • bigbuppo 8 hours ago
            Well generally speaking you don't want air traffic controllers falling asleep at the job.
            • asdff 7 hours ago
              Sounds a little ableist to me
            • marky1991 7 hours ago
              How dare you speak for the rest of us.
      • Johnny555 9 hours ago
        Don't they already have some sci-fi laser/EW gizmos to take care of those

        Isn't that the problem? Someone (but apparently DHS, not the military though there were military staff present, maybe?) had one of those sci-fi laser gizmos and used it without authorization or proper notifications.

        I don't think we'll ever learn the real details about exactly what happened, the audit trail (if there was one) is probably in shredder baskets by now

      • kube-system 9 hours ago
        Customs and Border Patrol is not the military. They weren't "afraid" of it, their job is to control the border. They do have laser gizmos, that's what they used.
        • Forgeties79 9 hours ago
          >their job is to control the border

          Thank god they’re here defending us from rogue party balloons. Where would we be without their vigilance?

          • kube-system 9 hours ago
            I think it's clear they were mistaken, I don't really think the sarcasm is adding to the conversation.
            • dcrazy 9 hours ago
              The problem isn’t the mistake, it’s the recklessness.
            • Forgeties79 9 hours ago
              Fair enough
      • outside1234 9 hours ago
        This wasn't the military. It was DHS, who is lead by the cosplaying cowboy hat lady, so this sort of incompetence should be completely expected.
        • opello 9 hours ago
          Really making you wonder why does DHS have direct access to this hardware?
          • bakies 9 hours ago
            Pentagon gave it to them. The heads of both these orgs are incompetent and should be impeached.
          • davidw 9 hours ago
            I thought I read that they borrowed it from the actual military, which tends to be a little bit more cautious with these things.
          • kube-system 9 hours ago
            Lasers are not particularly controlled by regulation. Most people in the US can own a class 4 laser if they want.

            Also, most laws that do restrict weapons specifically exempt government law enforcement anyway.

            • opello 9 hours ago
              Okay, but they're not like styropyro on YouTube here... presumably the DHS people are using the whatever government weapons contractor made device, which is going to come with more nuance, controls, targeting system, etc. than whatever someone might buy off the shelf or cobble together independently.

              I think it might have actually been DOD people operating the system even, but there's conflicting reporting and I'm not sure. Either way it seems like there was at the very least some kind of coordination failure.

          • joe_mamba 9 hours ago
          • andrewflnr 9 hours ago
            It's pretty directly relevant to "homeland security", anti-terrorism, etc. I wouldn't say that's the problem.

            Make no mistake, the actual drone terrorism is coming. I guess you could say that only the actual military should handle it, but... Why?

            • opello 9 hours ago
              I may have foolishly accepted the premise of incompetence in posing my question. Basically it seemed to me like the complaint was untrained/experienced (incompetent) people were deciding/deploying the fancy laser munition. That seemed worth of rebuke. After some brief searching I'm less clear about who took what action.

              It seemed more like giving police forces (or allowing them to buy) APCs, armored Humvees, etc. Less trained/experienced people using things made for a different use case, ultimately exposes the people to more risk. Instead of say coordinating with the DOD to deploy the system and personnel accepting requests or being the decision maker for "take action" after some level of expertise in the area of evaluating targets and whatever else need be considered has also contributed to the process.

              I don't know how it does work, let alone have enough context to imagine how it should. While I do agree "things to deter drones are appropriate border defense tools," the rest of the details painted a picture that seemed less reasonable.

              • andrewflnr 8 hours ago
                Mostly agree. I wouldn't give high powered lasers to local police forces either. My point is that the problem is less to do with lasers and anti-drone tech in particular than with incompetence and abuse of power generally. Lasers are just the way it manifested in this instance.
            • organsnyder 9 hours ago
              Nuclear weapons are also directly relevant to "homeland security" (at least as a deterrent), yet I doubt many would be in favor of putting them under DHS as well.
              • andrewflnr 8 hours ago
                That both of those are labelled "homeland security" is almost a coincidence. Strategic security vs a fancy brand name for counter-terrorism.
              • kube-system 9 hours ago
                Nuclear weapons are controlled more specifically by law. Lasers are not.
          • quickthrowman 4 hours ago
            The former TV personality slash alcoholic slash sexual predator that is running the DoD probably gave it to DHS at the request of the cowboy hat wearing psychopathic domestic animal killer that runs that agency.
            • jimbooonooo 1 hour ago
              hey friend, this comment is better suited for Reddit than here, even though likely agree with you.
      • 2OEH8eoCRo0 9 hours ago
        It wasn't the military it was DHS.
      • jeffbee 9 hours ago
        The laser gizmo is central to this story.
      • esseph 9 hours ago
        I am not sure how much the average person realizes that drones in both a reconnaissance and observation role or an attack role have changed the nature of warfare and have threatened localities.

        We don't have good tools to deal with them, especially groups.

        It would be trivial, right now, for a few fpv drones to cause extreme chaos somewhere like a popular highway in Los Angeles, and the amount of economic damage that could do.

        It's a technological shift in how warfare is conducted, but from a protection standpoint, the tools aren't great to counter them yet.

        • andrewflnr 9 hours ago
          Yeah the answer to

          > Don't they already have some sci-fi laser/EW gizmos to take care of those considering how much taxpayer dollars go to the defense sector?

          Is pretty much a flat "no". Or at least "not yet".

        • sixothree 9 hours ago
          If we had tools, the airport would never have been shut down.
    • throwup238 9 hours ago
      I once mistook a Scottish lake monster for a narcosub, but can’t say I’ve ever mistaken a party balloon for a narcodrone.
    • esseph 9 hours ago
      It's a shame the F-22 wasn't publicly allowed to get its second A2A kill! ;)
  • silisili 9 hours ago
    Is there any reputable source for this claim? Apologies if I missed it but didn't see one linked in the article. I ask because it's not what I'd read or understood yesterday.
    • KyleBerezin 8 hours ago
      No. Only unnamed sources. I would say it is more likely a balloon than not though. Both stories are perfectly believable, a mylar balloon is def going to show up on radar, and the cartel does use drones. I think the balloon story is more believable though because the cartels would gain almost nothing from this, and if it was a drone I would expect photos of the debris by now.
    • gunapologist99 8 hours ago
      All of the "reputable" sources appear to be relying on "highly placed" anonymous sources, and many of the articles conflict with each other.

      Could have been little green men! But what exactly happened is probably (or should be) classified.

    • hippo22 4 hours ago
      I think this should be higher. It’s a sad day when HN joins the fake news cesspool.
    • milesskorpen 9 hours ago
      Yes: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/airspace-closure-followed-spat-...

      FAA Administrator Bryan Bedford on Tuesday night decided to close the airspace — without alerting White House, Pentagon or Homeland Security officials, sources said.

      ...

      Customs and Border Protection used the laser weapon earlier this week after training from the U.S. military, according to multiple sources familiar with its deployment. Officials had recently given the FAA a 10-day window in which the technology would be used.

      The anti-drone technology was launched near the southern border to shoot down what appeared to be foreign drones. The flying material turned out to be a party balloon, sources said. One balloon was shot down, several sources said.

      The Mexican cartels have been running drones on the border lately, the sources said, but it was unclear how many were hit by the military's anti-UAS (unmanned aircraft systems) technology this week. One official said at least one cartel drone was successfully disabled.

      • Telemakhos 9 hours ago
        Reuters has a slightly different take on this:

        > Three U.S. military officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said U.S. Customs and Border Protection had been using the technology without issues before Tuesday's shutdown and expressed confusion as to why the shutdown was deemed necessary. [0]

        It was definitely the army [1] who fired the laser causing the shutdown of El Paso airport, but the army doesn't seem to understand the alarm on the part of the FAA, because DHS (Border Protection) has been using it for some time now without the same alarm from the FAA. Someone at the FAA reacted differently to this army firing than they had to previous DHS firings.

        [0] https://www.reuters.com/world/us/senator-says-el-paso-airpor... [1] https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/aeroviron...

      • silisili 9 hours ago
        Thanks!
    • stefan_ 9 hours ago
      What you read yesterday was most likely a deliberate lie to cover up dysfunctional federal government agencies:

      https://www.cbsnews.com/news/airspace-closure-followed-spat-...

  • virgulino 9 hours ago
    "99 Luftballons", Mariachi remix.
    • jihadjihad 9 hours ago

        99 ministros de guerra
        Fósforos y bidones de gasolina
        Se creían gente muy astuta
        Ya olfateaban un gran botín
        Gritaron: “¡Guerra!” y querían poder
        Hombre, ¿quién lo hubiera pensado?
        Que alguna vez llegaría tan lejos
        Por culpa de 99 globos
      • debugnik 9 hours ago
        That doesn't rhyme at all though.
  • erelong 18 minutes ago
    maybe it wasn't a "party balloon"
  • MarkusWandel 8 hours ago
    Thinking more practically though. Why wouldn't there be "narco drones", with drone technology becoming so ubiquitous and cheap? And what would their operators care about airspace restrictions? The practical ones, as in "not get sucked into a jet engine or damage a wing and cause a plane crash"?
    • duskwuff 1 hour ago
      How would flying drones be useful to a drug runner? Their priorities are to transport a large amount of material over a long distance and to avoid detection. Drones have a relatively low payload capacity, have limited range, and are easily detected - they're not practical.

      (A very different kind of "drone" has seen quite a bit of use in drug running - remote-controlled submarines! They've proven able to carry a large load over a long distance while remaining hard to detect.)

    • JKCalhoun 4 hours ago
      Why would they fly near an US airport though? There are miles and miles of border with practically no people living near.

      (Regardless, seems building a wall was kind of a waste of money.)

    • PearlRiver 3 hours ago
      Practically drugs comes into the US via containers and packages. And since the government has never even come close to shutting that operation down why screw around with drones?
  • exabrial 4 hours ago
    Speaking of, that helium is a precious non renewable resource.
  • fiatpandas 8 hours ago
    Is this the case of radar automatic targeting unable to distinguish between a balloon and a drone. Or was this a border guy manually pulling the trigger with bad eyesight?
    • mrguyorama 6 hours ago
      It better be the latter because letting an automated system pull the trigger on unknown aircraft in public airspace that is not closed down is horrifying.

      That's Russian levels of shooting down innocent planes. Fuck.

  • cozzyd 6 hours ago
    At least it's better than when the moon nearly caused nuclear apocalypse https://blog.ucs.org/david-wright/the-moon-and-nuclear-war-9...
  • Jeema101 9 hours ago
    Alexa play 'Nena - 99 Red Balloons'...
    • virgulino 9 hours ago
      We posted simultaneously! :)
  • CrzyLngPwd 9 hours ago
    There is no defence against an enemy that can cause hysteria so easily.
  • josefritzishere 9 hours ago
    We are on the dumbest timeline.
  • aussiegreenie 9 hours ago
    Imagine if there had been 99 balloons?
  • mothballed 9 hours ago
    Is it even legal to release a party baloon in class D airspace?
  • righthand 9 hours ago
    So can we dismantle other security theater with balloons? Can we make a balloon for Tsa that is harmless and will cost too much to fight and demonstrates the pointlessness of Tsa?
    • ceejayoz 9 hours ago
      > Can we make a balloon for Tsa that is harmless and will cost too much to fight and demonstrates the pointlessness of Tsa?

      You don't need a balloon. A real gun will do.

      https://abcnews.com/US/tsa-fails-tests-latest-undercover-ope...

      "The news of the failure comes two years after ABC News reported that secret teams from the DHS found that the TSA failed 95 percent of the time to stop inspectors from smuggling weapons or explosive materials through screening."

  • breakingrules3 9 hours ago
    [dead]
  • blitzar 9 hours ago
    The Secretary of Homeland Security thought the balloon was her dog and treated it as such (/s?)