Higher Multipoles of the Cow

(arxiv.org)

59 points | by MrOrelliOReilly 1 day ago

9 comments

  • lhd1 4 hours ago
    One of the cool facts about gravity is that the gravitational field of a body 'feels' spherical at a distance, even if those bodies are not spherical themselves. There are higher multipoles but they are increasingly suppressed the further you are from the body. So at least for gravity the spherical approximation turns out to be good and justified.
    • dguest 26 minutes ago
      Beyond a "cool fact", this is the only reason that physics works, where I'm defining physics as the human study of physical laws, not the laws themselves. If we couldn't neglect higher moments systems from planetary motion to the large scale structure of the universe would be computationally intractable.

      And it's not just gravity, it's also electromagnetism: charge arrangements (i.e. ions) look like point charges at a distance, meaning you can neglect the electron orbital structure. Light sources act like point sources at a distance too.

      A lot of the equations you learn in introductory physics rely on the higher moments vanishing.

      - The planetary motion equations (Kepler's laws) assume gravity as a point source (the three body problem can be approximated by replacing two of the bodies with 1)

      - E = mgh -> assumes a homogeneous gravitational field, which is a special case of gravitational monopole near an equipotential surfaced. And of course parabolic motion and pendula only work because this holds.

    • DroneBetter 4 hours ago
      for simulating gravity in particular you can do one better, since a sphere is in turn gravitationally indistinguishable from a point mass due to the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_theorem#Force_on_a_point...
  • rcarmo 1 hour ago
    We should get more of these here. My Arxiv queue is all inference stuff, this is fun!
  • addag 2 hours ago
    My physics teacher takes the spherical roast beef as an example for heat convection.
  • Bowes-Lyon 1 day ago
    Hmmm… Today is Sep 1st, not Apr 1st. That cow is a bit out of season :)
    • jitl 5 hours ago
      > Submitted on 1 Apr 2025 (v1), last revised 1 Apr 2026 (this version, v2)
  • turbostar 5 hours ago
    Anna Cramling, women’s international chess master, should review this paper, having popularized the Cow Opening.
  • colechristensen 4 hours ago
    Submission history

    From: Benjamin Lehmann [view email]

    [v1] Tue, 1 Apr 2025 07:55:39 UTC (2,401 KB)

    [v2] Wed, 1 Apr 2026 12:28:24 UTC (3,845 KB)

  • DonHopkins 1 hour ago
    Berkeley has been on the frontier of cow detection and tracking for decades.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10JSPdTDFsI

  • mohamedkoubaa 2 hours ago
    This is some bull
  • analog31 3 hours ago
    What udder nonsense.
    • setopt 1 hour ago
      Seems legitimate to me. Did you find any technical error?