45 comments

  • xianshou 12 hours ago
    If you find two ants in the kitchen, there are more than two ants in the kitchen.
    • dang 6 hours ago
      It's true of kitchen-ant comments as well: https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...

      We have to figure out where this comes from! It's so recent: https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...

      https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49828285 references https://x.com/_NathanCalvin/status/2084856543561093535 - that's the earliest I've seen so far. Others?

      Edit: thanks ChatGPT: https://barrypopik.com/blog/there_is_never_one_cockroach_bus...

      Proverb #232 of https://www.asau.ru/files/pdf/2759983.pdf says it's attested from 1991:

      232 There is never just one cockroach. (1991)

      Variant: There is never just one cockroach in the kitchen

      Ants are nicer though.

      • mandevil 6 hours ago
        Warren Buffet said the cockroach variant in his 1989 investor letter.

        https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/letters/1989.html

        "In a difficult business, no sooner is one problem solved than another surfaces - never is there just one cockroach in the kitchen."

      • iwassayinbourns 45 minutes ago
        This is my favorite HN comment of 2026. Thanks dang.
      • Teever 6 hours ago
        Completely tangential but I always find it interesting how different expressions become attached to specific contexts in people's heads.

        "This old house as got good bones" is the realtor 'slaps roof of car' meme that seems to have caught on during the 2010s and peaked during COVID. Now I hear people mindlessly propagating it whenever they talk about renovating/buying an old home.

        I'm sure that we'll be hearing this ants in the kitchen of the house with good bones thing forever now.

        • zippyman55 3 hours ago
          I heard this in ‘93 when I bought a house. Also: I’m worried about the gophers in the back yard. (Taking my focus off more important concerns)
      • gnabgib 6 hours ago
        Possibly Nathan Calvin on Twitter in August: If you find two ants in your kitchen, the best estimate of the total number of ants in your kitchen is not two

        August 5th about Open AI:

        https://x.com/_NathanCalvin/status/2084856543561093535

        September 4th.. still about Open AI:

        https://x.com/_NathanCalvin/status/2095854095139537064

        November 11th.. Alex Lawsen on Twitter, referencing Nathan's post (above):

        https://x.com/lxrjl/status/2120640689620861335

        • morganf 2 hours ago
          It's much much older. As a kid growing up in NY in the 90s, I heard many times the version of this saying, "one cockroach on the floor means one hundred behind the wall."
          • mkehrt 2 hours ago
            That's different, though. The point of the ant thing is sometimes things just happen, but if they happen twice, that's a very different matter.
      • mmahemoff 4 hours ago
        A 1985 Dallas Morning News article attributes the heuristic to "Sanders", as cited in a 2003 mailing list (https://listserv.linguistlist.org/pipermail/ads-l/2003-Septe...).

        Fable 5.2 couldn't access the full DMN text (nor can I), but suggests the article is about "local TV journalists reacting to a report on minority hiring" and "Sanders" is probably a reporter named Bob Ray Sanders, a reporter in the region (who was later inducted to the National Association of Black Journalists' Hall of Fame). What he actually said is sadly paywalled in the archives.

    • fritzo 12 hours ago
      If the ant in your kitchen IPOs the same day you are evicted from your kitchen, the spies in your kitchen are not Chinese.
      • thehamkercat 11 hours ago
        ANThropic IPO pun? in this economy?
        • rvz 10 hours ago
          Can't spell Anthropic without IPO.
          • antonvs 5 hours ago
            Offering Publique Initiale
          • mrexroad 4 hours ago
            Well that’s sure some backwards thinking
    • bayarearefugee 12 hours ago
      > If you find two ants in the kitchen, there are more than two ants in the kitchen.

      And Jensen Huang may have had an improper relationship with at least one of them.

      • sire-vc 5 hours ago
        That's a sensitive place to get bitten.
        • bch 2 hours ago
          Yes - take it out of the kitchen.
    • jombib 12 hours ago
      listening to the verge?
  • filipdobro 12 hours ago
    This seems like a coordinated hit, slowly releasing more and more information. What's really going on?
    • nashashmi 12 hours ago
      One affair always brings up other affairs out of the closet. Same rule goes for harassment and abuse claims.

      That’s what is going on.

      • 01100011 3 hours ago
        Yep. Maybe the other parties thought they had a special thing with him and now realize they're just another body? That makes people vindictive and willing to talk.

        His security detail is also no longer worried about retribution and are likely complying with an internal investigation.

        It's very likely his affairs were simply open secrets within the C suite.

        • guax 2 hours ago
          Not even. Credibility is one thing. If people wanted to out him but were afraid, the time to be believed is now. The other is just that everyone is looking now and with all this attention more things come out.
          • stymaar 18 minutes ago
            > the time to be believed is now.

            We're not talking about sexual violence or harassment though, it's not about “being believed”.

      • pepitogarvan 1 hour ago
        I guess OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs are failing expectations plus open weights models which Nvidia supports and Jensen been super vocal about them and confronting anodes and Altman about dangers of IA have something to do with what we are seeing
    • minimaxir 12 hours ago
      The better metaphor is "where there's smoke, there's fire."

      Three different news orgs have reported the different affairs.

      • austin-cheney 12 hours ago
        Yes, one investigation begets others. Also, high profile witnesses come forward voluntarily once the screen is lifted on any unrelated investigation, but not typically before.
      • fritzo 12 hours ago
        "where someone benefits from the fire, there's arson"
        • zamadatix 10 hours ago
          Here it seems the dude was just lobbling molotov cocktails at his own house until people started to notice. The conspiracy, if there is one, is what other folks who knew beforehand got out of him before it was made public, not why everyone is now pointing out shit is on fire for him.
    • afavour 12 hours ago
      This happens all the time with news stories and doesn't require conspiracy theories. Once an initial story breaks, other journalists investigate (if they weren't already). No doubt Nvidia started investigating internally and employees will have leaked the findings.

      There isn't really even any point in this third story from the point of view of any "coordinated attack". He's already resigned.

      • RussianBot9580 10 hours ago
        Of course not. The board is finding out all these things on the same timeline we are. They are surprised like Pikachu.
    • treebeard901 1 hour ago
      Wall Street and the powers that be want total control over AI and the companies involved in it
    • uptrails 12 hours ago
      Are you serious? He had multiple affairs is what's going on. Including one with a spy. And people who wouldn't be believed before are now coming forward.

      There's probably some mildly interesting risk-balancing that happened behind the scenes because the intel community apparently knew mid-2026 and only spilled the beans now, but this is entirely of Jensen's own doing. He confessed.

      He clearly is a top performer, though, managing four-plus relationships is a big job.

      • mandeepj 11 hours ago
        > mid-2026

        mid-2025*

    • darth_avocado 12 hours ago
      Correlation isn’t causation always. Once there’s a scandal, more people start digging, and the more they dig, the more they find. The news cycle continues rewarding more information, so you keep getting more.
    • perching_aix 6 hours ago
      just to diversify this subthread a little, i actually do see the perspective: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50476972

      tbf, these side affairs i think are more just people piling on

    • eggdaft 1 hour ago
      Bless the fellow HN folks.

      It’s a common tactic to make sure the scandal stays on the front page and it’s untenable to try to stay on. Politicians do this all the time. Scandals happen constantly, it they’re saved for when they are most useful. Jensen is in politics, whether he realises it or not.

      China may be behind it as an attempt to sabotage America’s economy. But I actually think more likely the Americans as Nvidia haven’t complied sufficiently.

      I really feel for Jensen. He’s dedicated his life to Nvidia and really is heavily responsible for its success. It must be devastating to have to step away from it.

      • yellow_lead 1 hour ago
        Poor guy forced into all those affairs.
    • rvz 12 hours ago
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      • anticorporate 12 hours ago
        • rvz 11 hours ago
          Posting that link is truly pointless.

          You understand that the AI labs in the US have taken a lot of money from thousands of investors. They don't benefit whatsoever in losing their investment to powerful open weight AI models that undermine closed weight ones especially chinese AI models that are rapidly catching up to them.

          Nvidia was investing the open weight model ecosystem after realizing that the AI labs were moving off of their GPUs and using in-house chips. Jensen made sure that some Chinese AI labs were getting Nvidia GPUs in order to slow them down in relying or building their domestic ones.

          Why would someone who invested a lot of money into any of the >1TN+ AI labs accept the risk of a chinese AI lab undermining them in their future IPO plans?

        • ls612 12 hours ago
          As I’m sure you know it can be both true that Jensen was getting side pieces like it was going out of style, and also be true that this is a coordinated hit. Note that the media for instance isn’t racing to investigate the strange sex lives of Anthropic senior leadership.
          • ceejayoz 11 hours ago
            > Note that the media for instance isn’t racing to investigate the strange sex lives of Anthropic senior leadership.

            Thus far, there's no evidence Anthropic was knowingly violating sanctions on China, nor did they donate $25M to the Trump ballroom project while doing so.

            • ls612 10 hours ago
              So you admit that it had nothing to do with the sex and everything to do with Nvidia’s politics in the AI space. Good.
              • ceejayoz 10 hours ago
                Yes, it's the illegal stuff (bribes and sanction busting), not the legal stuff (consensual, of-age sex), that's getting him booted. I am very prepared to admit that.

                (Plus presumably lying to the board about all this as it started to break.)

                • ls612 9 hours ago
                  From what I had read the sanctions-busting type stuff was really "lobbying the administration to not do anything about it from a regulatory perspective" which is different from just ignoring the law like the talking points claim.

                  I'm fine with the idea of not selling chips to China, but this is being used as the catalyst to embed government-controlled kill switches in all advanced chips under the guise preventing chip smuggling to China. Read up on the Chip Security Act sometime. Most on HN would find such a policy on its face abhorent, but those like you will cheer it on now because of the partisan affiliation of specific actors in this story.

                  • ceejayoz 9 hours ago
                    https://www.wsj.com/business/earnings/nvidias-disappearing-s...

                    > As recently as the summer of last year, Singapore was officially one of Nvidia’s biggest markets, generating 22% of the chip maker’s revenue. Then, practically overnight, it disappeared from the company’s financial disclosures.

                    > The timeline indicates that Nvidia altered its methodology for reporting the geographic breakdown of its revenue shortly after placing Megaspeed International on an internal block list. It isn’t clear if the two are related, but the shift had the effect of removing visibility into Nvidia’s sales tied to Singapore. That is the home to Megaspeed, the cloud-computing company embroiled in a sex-and-espionage scandal that has engulfed Nvidia and its chief executive.

                    Sure, sure. Totally on the up-and-up.

                    • ls612 9 hours ago
                      I'm not sure what the point here is? Parts of the government wanted to blacklist Megaspeed, Nvidia apparently first intervened with Lutnick to block this, and then decided to block them internally instead for some reason. The change in revenue disclosure was almost certainly to avoid further complaints about export controls but they never actually violated a control that actually went into place? Worst case for them legally is that they broke their own internal block on selling chips to Megaspeed.
                      • ceejayoz 9 hours ago
                        Do you think NVIDIA really thought 20%+ of their market share going to Singapore wasn't something odd going on? Where are you going to put that many datacenters there?

                        They made out like bandits looking the other way.

                        • ls612 8 hours ago
                          Of course they did! But Megaspeed was never actually sanctioned by the government so I don’t know where the meme of criminal consequences is coming from, aside from partisanship.
                          • ceejayoz 8 hours ago
                            > But Megaspeed was never actually sanctioned by the government…

                            This is irrelevant. There's a blanket ban on physically providing these chips to China; if they knew Megaspeed was diverting chips, it doesn't matter if they were on a list or not, just as you can't trade with North Korea via a new front company. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/04/technology/china-ai-micro...

                            There's a good chance a future Democratic administration sees the $25M ballroom donations as plain old bribery, too.

          • mrguyorama 11 hours ago
            It can also be true that this is the exact pattern you see with powerful men.

            Because, the powerful men can hide things for a long time, right up until they are no longer powerful.

            That's like the entire point of #MeToo. Women are very upset with how much known misbehavior was going on that was kept hush because the men involved were in positions of power, and people preferred keeping that power structure stable over literally putting people doing sex crimes to justice.

            What you are seeing is that when women feel like they will be listened to when they come out with a story like this, they will.

            That, and there's also the simple effect of "A rich person is suddenly getting dragged through the media, perfect time to share your own gossip if you have some"

            You can't blame this on a conspiracy when such simple incentives will cause the same phenomenon, and we have ample examples of exactly that happening.

            • ls612 10 hours ago
              So why isn’t that incentive leading to reporters talking about the unusual sex lives of powerful men at Anthropic? It isn’t so much a conspiracy as it is the the Rubio hawk faction eliminating one of their more potent foes.
      • georgemcbay 12 hours ago
        > This is the worst case of a classic blackmail operation against Jensen and it is highly co-ordinated with major news outlets like the NYT, WSJ, The Economist and FT.

        Jensen was already being blackmailed by the Trump administration for the past year, which Trump all but admits openly here:

        https://youtu.be/m2aC8lAOQbg?si=rqqSliGdLF4_Q663&t=1460

        @24:20 if the link doesn't maintain the timestamp on your platform.

        He doesn't name Jensen, but in hindsight with everything that has come out (including information on the timing of the Rubio memo) he is obviously talking about him and threatening him with jail to become a yes-man, and Jensen complied.

        So IMO the real question isn't who was blackmailing Jensen (we know that), the question is: when he was already complying with blackmail for a year, who decided to burn him as an asset? Did it come from the people who were blackmailing him, or an external source? And who gains/loses by the loss of leverage they already had on him?

    • breakwaterlabs 12 hours ago
      > What's really going on?

      A lesson, apparently, for everyone asking "what the big deal is".

      If ever you wanted to understand the meaning of the word "liability", here it is.

      "Coordinated hits", as you put it, have as their prerequisite the creation of a "liability".

    • dofm 12 hours ago
      Journalism plus circumstances loosening tongues and reducing the downside of being truthful.

      As the British police are fond of saying in cold case appeals: allegiances shift.

    • Betelbuddy 12 hours ago
      Dont mess up with the intelligence community. He should have talked more to Jack Ma.
    • oh_no 3 hours ago
      > What's really going on?

      him sleeping around, hth

    • nozzlegear 5 hours ago
      A serial adulterer is revealed to have adulterated serially, and SV types are spilling oodles of ink attempting to justify loose morals and bad decision-making so long as it brought increased shareholder value.
    • kshacker 5 hours ago
      I am reminded of the tv series "the shield". When it ends, our guy is asked "what all do you have to declare". I am paraphrasing.

      Pretty sure the board asked the same question. Having finally been called to do their work, they can't just close the books without asking "what else do you have to declare" to both Jensen and at least all the direct reportees. And if there was a declaration, you can always find someone to leak it to the media.

      Not saying that happened, just saying that it is likely such direct questions were asked and answered last few days.

    • sweetdingoes 4 hours ago
      Buy low, sell high
    • iAMkenough 12 hours ago
      As it turns out, Huang was a fallible human being.
      • fourside 12 hours ago
        It sounds like it’s a bad idea to have a single fallible human be “the face of the AI book powering the US economy” as the NYTimes is calling Jensen.
      • Argonaut998 12 hours ago
        So is Musk. So were Gates and Bezos
        • ranger_danger 12 hours ago
          Almost like being a billionaire requires being a terrible person willing to take advantage of others to get ridiculously too far ahead.

          https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6688834/

          • cperciva 2 hours ago
            Are Patrick and John Collison terrible people? My impression is quite the opposite; they're smart, hard working, and care deeply about making the world a better place.

            There's a Canadian billionaire who is famously always donating to hospitals and suchlike. He's had tens of thousands of employees for decades and I've never heard anyone say anything bad about him.

            I know another billionaire in Vancouver who isn't known for donations. Actually most people don't know he's a billionaire. He is generous though; he just insists on being anonymous when he gives large amounts.

            I suspect the issue is less "billionaires are horrible people" and more "the highest profile individuals from any group tend to be the narcissists".

          • georgemcbay 12 hours ago
            > Almost like being a billionaire requires being a terrible person willing to take advantage of others to get ridiculously too far ahead.

            Turns out that taxing their wealth is an intervention.

            We need to do it if only for their own good to save them from the pressures that cause them to act increasingly antisocial.

    • drewbeck 11 hours ago
      It's weird, right? You see the same thing in police investigations. Oh, they know some things early, then, later, release more information? We're not that dumb.

      When a real scandal happens, everything we know or will ever know gets dropped all at once. Anything else and you know someone is pulling the strings. The question is who? My money is on the arrow of time.

    • stasomatic 7 hours ago
      Entrapment, they (FBI, whatever) knew about the "spy" and yet didn't go like ... "Hey Jensen, we gotta tell you something..." Pathetic.
    • itemize123 3 hours ago
      he's getting investigated? are you under a rock
    • sandworm101 12 hours ago
      >> What's really going on?

      A shell game. This is the distraction portion. Then comes the switch, the reveal and the swipe. Watch the market indicators. Nobody buying and selling shares in a trillion-dollar company cares one iota about extramarital affairs. Something else is happening.

      • noident 12 hours ago
        They might not care about affairs, but they are probably interested in the possibility that Nvidia circumvented US export controls, is being covertly influenced by China, and so on
      • oceanplexian 5 hours ago
        First person who gets it. It’s 2026, there is no moral panic here. Shareholders don’t care. It’s all completely fake and orchestrated as cover for some other purpose (To offload shares or otherwise).
      • david_shi 4 hours ago
        A financial casus belli, real or manufactured.
    • lhd1 6 hours ago
      journalists pumping their sources
  • atleastoptimal 5 hours ago
    I always got the impression that it was somewhat of an open secret that most billionaires had soft harems of sorts, usually tacitly understood but never publicly addressed, and that the apparent outrage at affairs/scandals at this level is a sort of charade of allegiance to social norms to enforce the facade that standards of propriety apply even at the highest levels.
    • elkos 2 hours ago
      In my humble opinion the issue shouldn't be their perceived promiscuity, but their bad judgement in sleeping with a person from a client company (that might be affiliated with a country you can't export your products too), and colleagues that are not your peers.

      For me, this is a lapse of judgement for the CEO and one of the founders of one of the biggest corporation's globally.

    • smt88 4 hours ago
      You’ve misread the room. Absolutely no one cares about the infidelity. One of the affairs has been public knowledge for months.

      The outrage is about new reporting that one affair was with a potential Chinese asset, and the other affairs are more entertainment and/or evidence of bad leadership than anything else.

      • atleastoptimal 4 hours ago
        many people seem to care about the infidelity
        • deadbabe 4 hours ago
          Only in the sense of how they can use it to further their own personal gain: clickbait, ragebait, pushing agendas, buying cheap stock, etc.

          The actual infidelity they really do not care about.

          To be honest, I think Jensen's wife herself probably knew about it and just didn't care either. A don't ask, don't tell scenario.

        • arthurofbabylon 4 hours ago
          Which is odd, considering that JH is under suspicion of smuggling sanctioned military-related equipment to his country’s prime foreign adversary.
          • celtain 4 hours ago
            Two things can both be bad.
          • Markoff 3 hours ago
            > JH is under suspicion of smuggling sanctioned military-related equipment to his country’s prime foreign adversary.

            by "his country" you mean Taiwan/China or US? not sure ethnic Chinese born in Taiwan (China) holding Taiwanese/Chinese citizenship, see foreign adversaries as clearly as you see it

            • ahartmetz 3 hours ago
              Taiwan is opposed to mainland China at least as much as the US. Sure they are closer, but mainland China is also threatening to annex Taiwan.
              • Markoff 1 hour ago
                I think it's little bit more complicated for people with Chinese ethnicity (no matter whether from China or Taiwan) than you paint it, seems he had zero problems to have affair with mainland Chinese woman rather than Taiwanese (and he certainly knew she is not Singaporean unless he is very stupid), world ain't black and white as some US politicians trying to make it.
      • jimbob45 3 hours ago
        Americans will also balk at sexual relations with a professional underling where it’s difficult to establish whether truly unconditional consent was given.
      • ctmlr 3 hours ago
        Closer but you have to read in between the lines :)
  • legitster 10 hours ago
    There is an obvious pattern for these high level executive roles. They are all workaholics, they are not particularly loyal, they all have loose moral compasses, they don't have any clear line between work and their personal life, and they treat relationships like business arrangements.

    This feels so common that I would not even be quick to assume this is some sort of unknown betrayal to his family. One of the revelations about the Gates' lives was that Bill's promiscuity was apparently baked into their marriage agreement. At this level, your marriage might just be like a fixed mailing address for someone who has multiple homes.

    Not to excuse this in any way. But these are the personalities of medieval lords and kings.

    • famouswaffles 5 hours ago
      Jensen and Lori met in early 1980s or so when they were 17 and 19 years old respectively. Moreover they got married in 1985, 13 years before Nvidia was even founded. Quite different from Bill and Melinda hooking up after Microsoft don't you think ? Not to mention his apology.
    • sho_hn 6 hours ago
      > One of the revelations about the Gates' lives was that Bill's promiscuity was apparently baked into their marriage agreement.

      Are there details on this? Yes, I do like the sordid gossip.

      • sheepscreek 5 hours ago
        He would spend a week with a special friend every year (they'd hike together?), and this was in his marriage contract. That woman is now a VC. You can easily find out more if you google this.
        • selcuka 4 hours ago
          They didn't have a marriage contract (prenup) but it looks like the weekend agreement was real. It might be verbal.
        • qurren 5 hours ago
          And his wife was okay with this? wtf ..
          • altairprime 4 hours ago
            Lots of wives would be okay with this! It isn’t a betrayal of trust, it’s not an open-ended arrangement with unknown scope and terrors, it’s plainly declared up front, it’s so infrequent that it has little to no risk of displacing the primary marriage relationship, it minimizes jealousy, it isn’t a side fling that could be stumbled across by accident in the everyday by the wife, it’s a controlled outlet for long-term desires, it’s not likely to cause financial distraction, dependency, or drain. And that’s just ninety seconds worth of solid good reasons :)
            • bigstrat2003 3 hours ago
              > Lots of wives would be okay with this!

              I think "lots" is vastly overstating it. Yes, there are women who would be ok with that, but in my experience they are greatly in the minority. Most women (and men to be fair) do not like if they don't have an exclusive claim on their spouse, even if it's being done in the open.

              • ncruces 1 hour ago
                There's billions of women in the world. A small minority can still be lots.
          • jandrewrogers 4 hours ago
            I can explain it.

            There is something in it for the wife. The world is a bit more "House of Cards" than some people assume. Aside from the French and a few others, western cultures seem almost uniquely dishonest about the tacit assumption that successful men will have mistresses. This isn't a new thing. Warren Buffett was essentially married to two women most of his life and no one cared.

            Many wives highly value the accrued status of being formally married to a high-status person. You can take half the money but the social status doesn't follow. No one cares about a billionaire divorcee with no status beyond a bank account.

          • WesolyKubeczek 2 hours ago
            She should have an equal provision about her special friend. Or a personal trainer.
          • sejje 5 hours ago
            Billions, remember?
            • qurren 1 hour ago
              He didn't have billions at the start of his marriage.
    • hn_throwaway_99 5 hours ago
      > I would not even be quick to assume this is some sort of unknown betrayal to his family

      But (unless "unknown" is doing a lot of work in your sentence) Huang literally said this in his letter to NVidia employees: "I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry."

      Otherwise, I agree with a lot of what you said. In the 2000-2015 timeframe, I really idolized a lot of these successful tech leaders - they seemed incredibly smart, hard-working, and talented (though also of course lucky). But over time I came to the realization that many of them just fundamentally think very differently than I do, and I view that other way of thinking with disgust. The main issue is it seems like nearly all of their relationships are transactional, and they have a lack of empathy and willingness to be ruthless that is simply anathema to me.

  • pepitogarvan 1 hour ago
    Tbh i do not understand the drama … not the first ceo to had affairs and shady deals, It feels more like the powers at be want to cut down Nvidia support to open models via removing the guy at the top due his liability with hot Asian girls but come on. Palantir had worst ceo for instance and nobody raises an eyebrow to name one
    • tyingq 40 minutes ago
      Political pressure given stuff like https://unemploymentlabs.com/checkpoint-forensics

      Who the NVDA board wants answering questions in some inevitable hearings when the other side of all the money behind AI is trying to push for controls on Chinese models.

    • flakeoil 33 minutes ago
      The problem is not that he had affairs in general, but that he had affairs with subordinates. That is not allowed by the company rules and US law.
      • dust42 3 minutes ago
        Exactly. If on the other hand he would have been visiting an island to have 'affairs' with under age girls or boys, then there would be no consequences. The US law must be respected.
    • ngruhn 35 minutes ago
      Yeah I have so much scandal fatigue, this is pretty D-tier.
  • pylua 11 hours ago
    Is this common at the board level of major companies and uncommon to get out? Or is this really uncommon.
    • usrnm 1 hour ago
      It is common at any level of any company
    • SoftTalker 6 hours ago
      It's as common as days of the week that end in the letter Y.
  • soupfordummies 12 hours ago
    feel bad for his wife man, has to be rough to keep seeing this
    • henry2023 3 hours ago
      We can't know if they had a talked open relationship. It's pretty common to hear about this kind of arrangements on high-level C-suite or government positions.
    • bushwart 11 hours ago
      I wouldn't be surprised if she's known for years, if not decades. If she wants out she always has the Melinda Gates option.
      • cwnyth 10 hours ago
        I think people would be shocked to find out just how common "don't ask, don't tell" is among couples, especially among the rich, famous, and powerful. Everyone ganged up on Jada Smith until Will admitted he too sought outside "entanglements." Most couples who do this just hide it well enough, and it's only a problem when one of them is caught.

        Not all, very likely not even most, of course, do this, and it's not always truly mutual or healthy, but surprise surprise, not every couple wants strict monogamy. They just don't want society to judge them for it.

        • magneticnorth 2 hours ago
          And this is why I have a lot of sympathy for Lori Huang, regardless - she may have been ok with some degree of non-monogamy, but I bet she didn't want it on the front page of the New York Times.
  • King-Aaron 7 hours ago
    There's this little part of me wondering if this was all known about for a long time, and the sudden release of information about all three women is coordinated for some nefarious business reason.
    • CoolestBeans 5 hours ago
      The affairs were probably open secrets to those high up for a while. Once Jensen's reputation passes a perceived point of no return, it makes sense for the other higher ups to leak everything they know to the media to shorten the duration of the scandal. The worst has happened, their action will not change, so no need to drag it out.
    • mixmastamyk 6 hours ago
      Whitehouse knew it months ago… why is it coming out after election? Not sure how it would have impacted it beforehand.
      • JumpCrisscross 5 hours ago
        > why is it coming out after election?

        Jensen had the choice of coming clean like this, where half of Silicon Valley is rallying to his defence and he remains a multi-billionaire (and maybe saves his marriage), or having this exposed by the new Congress, at which point all manner of punitive countermeasures against Nvidia are on the table.

        Currently, Energy & Commerce and Oversight & Investigations are asleep. Come January, they won't be.

        Huang, like a lot of Silicon Valley, thought their guy would stay in power and protect them.

      • King-Aaron 6 hours ago
        Maybe a way to dump stocks without everyone screaming insider trading.
      • Markoff 4 hours ago
        better question would be why is it coming out before trump's visit to China next week, let's not forget the first story was about Chinese spy, it's a bit of strange coincidence

        there is possibility someone overplayed their cards and didn't think of possible consequences, OTOH maybe they wanted to kill two birds with one stone

    • famouswaffles 4 hours ago
      With this kind of status and notoriety, so many eyes are on you, it's hard to keep this a secret from everyone, especially when it's happening in the workplace.
    • sho_hn 6 hours ago
      Powerful men cheating is often normalized in their immediate environment. Jensen was seen with both women many times. It's the Chinese spy and export ban skirt angle that made it untenable.

      Cf. the open secret nature around the entire Epstein cabal.

    • hn_throwaway_99 5 hours ago
      > and the sudden release of information about all three women is coordinated for some nefarious business reason.

      This framing is plain silly because it ignores the sequence of events. NVidia conducted an investigation after Huang admitted to having an affair with someone the US Government believed to be a Chinese spy, and in any case NVidia sold billions worth of embargoed chips to that company (and now it seems we have some proof per another HN front page story that the latest leading Chinese open source models were trained on embargoed NVidia chips). So then the other 2 instances of infidelity came out in the course of the investigation - of course as they definitely should, otherwise it would be a really shitty investigation! And sure, it was known by at least some number of other NVidia employees that Huang had relationships with subordinates (at least according to reporting). But that doesn't change the fact that Huang's relationship with Alice Huang was not known (and in fact denied by Jensen Huang) before this all went down.

      It's not like Huang's 3 paramours got together before the investigation started in some sort of nefarious plot.

      • vintermann 3 hours ago
        Well it's alleged one of them was in some sort of nefarious plot.
    • Markoff 4 hours ago
      trump is visiting China next week and the first story was about mistress being Chinese spy, so it makes you wonder whether this benefits China, Trump or US interests (don't confuse the latter two, they are two completely different things), I don't think China would leak "Chinese spy" story unless they are playing some serious 4D chess, which leaves you with two main options
    • monideas 5 hours ago
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      • aurareturn 5 hours ago
        I'm more convinced by the hour that it's either OpenAI/Anthropic and their backers or some Chinese entity who set this up to get him removed.
      • jbeyer 5 hours ago
        Jensen was the one pushing to get more chips into China. So China's master stroke was....to get him fired?
        • monideas 5 hours ago
          They have the chips they need for now and now they need time to catch up on EUV lithography.

          The idea that NVIDIA would continue whatever arrangement they had under increasing pressure is really childish.

        • aurareturn 5 hours ago
          Have you noticed that China has not approved any Nvidia chips imports into China even after Trump has approved?
      • King-Aaron 5 hours ago
        I think it will become obvious who is pulling the strings when they decide on who takes the keys after Jensen.
        • antonvs 5 hours ago
          Collette Kress is interim CEO. It might be hard to weave that into your conspiracy theory.
          • King-Aaron 5 hours ago
            Isn't she a temporary fill? I'd be expecting some maga lackey to be parachuted in by old Don.
          • monideas 5 hours ago
            [flagged]
            • jb1991 5 hours ago
              This might be the most blatantly prejudicial comment I’ve ever seen posted on this website in the many years I’ve been visiting here. Prejudicial, and easily disproven… as all prejudice is.
              • monideas 2 hours ago
                I don’t know what “prejudicial” even means in this context
  • bloopernova 10 hours ago
    "I want a man with a short shirt, and a Huang jacket"

    ----

    I hope that the people he had affairs with are treated ok and not retaliated against or hounded by the world news media.

    • SoftTalker 6 hours ago
      They weren't naive waifs. They knew what the deal was and who the dealer was.
      • sk5t 5 hours ago
        "Naïf" is the word you're looking for.
    • vjulian 8 hours ago
      Why?
      • King-Aaron 7 hours ago
        uuuuh because they're people?
        • lurker616 6 hours ago
          And jenson isn't people? Affair implies consent from both parties right?
          • King-Aaron 5 hours ago
            Annoying whataboutism. No one mentioned anything other than hoping the media doesn't hound these women.
          • mathisfun123 4 hours ago
            Affairs between peers might imply consent.
  • epolanski 10 hours ago
    When you see two ants in the kitchen there's likely many more.

    Huang has been a great boss and steward of Nvidia, but ultimately falling for subordinates is grave enough, adding alleged Chinese spies, and allegations you sold Tencent billions of hardware through shady Singaporean companies for which the alleged spy worked etc and the board had no other options.

    At this point it would be surprising if what we know is likely a small part and the Nvidia board saw enough very quickly to ask for his head.

    • soraminazuki 9 hours ago
      There's no need to look. Jensen Huang might have been great for his shareholders, but he sure has been screwing the rest of us over hard.

      He was responsible for hanging consumers out to dry by destroying the consumer PC market in chase of more profit. He is gambling with the world economy. He appears on interviews being a dick about all of this.

      So I'd say this is very much in character for him.

      • NetMageSCW 8 hours ago
        He (and nVidia) have no responsibility to consumers. They have a responsibility to their largest customers and to their shareholders.
        • soraminazuki 3 hours ago
          He and NVIDIA should never have been in a position where they can single-handedly dictate where the world's GPU supplies go to. They should never have been able to form a circle jerk economy with a handful of hyperscalers and AI labs. They should never have been a chokepoint for the entire personal computing industry, which is being wiped out right now due to the artificial shortage of critical components.

          The lack of regulation and/or enforcement has brought about this completely textbook case of market failure with damaging consequences for the broader industry and society as a whole. It was the responsibility of governments to prevent this exact situation.

          But here we are. Jensen Huang and NVIDIA brought themselves to a situation where they are responsible. They should be held accountable for the negative externalities they cause.

        • bushliketheplan 8 hours ago
          I understand this is true in a strictly legal and financial sense. I hope you are simply pointing out a factual statement and not bootlicking for companies with business practices that make your own life worse?
          • gruez 7 hours ago
            >I understand this is true in a strictly legal and financial sense.

            "Legal and financial sense" is how you run a business. Getting salty because a company decided to switch to a more profitable customer, while understandable, is also totally unreasonable. It's like getting mad at a band for selling $1000 concert tickets after they made it big. Doubly so when the product segment being affected is essentially a luxury product to begin with.

            • ehnto 6 hours ago
              You're not really arguing anything here except that greed is expected, which is fair but not logical in the sense that, there is nothing about a business that says it has to operate this way, and no law that says being a fair and good entity in our community is necessarily going to bankrupt them. It's a choice leadership makes, for obvious and boring reasons, to fuck over the general community.

              Big music artists could totally sell cheaper tickets and still make enormous piles of cash.

              Nvidia could have continued supporting the consumer market alongside their AI ambitions.

              The sad part is that we simply don't expect it anymore, because we no longer see businesses as part of our communities. Just as profit engines, with no other goal.

              Companies don't exist in a vacuum, they are entities in our community, and we should expect them to behave in a way that is beneficial and fair, and sometimes that might be at the expense of unrealised profits. Not bankruptcy obviously, but there's a wide gamut of extreme prosperity between bankrupt and trillion dollar market cap.

              • gruez 5 hours ago
                >Big music artists could totally sell cheaper tickets and still make enormous piles of cash.

                >Nvidia could have continued supporting the consumer market alongside their AI ambitions.

                No, in both cases they'll just get scalped. If you're selling something for $1 that the market is willing to pay $10 for, the market will find a way to equalize this.

                >Companies don't exist in a vacuum, they are entities in our community, and we should expect them to behave in a way that is beneficial and fair, and sometimes that might be at the expense of unrealised profits. Not bankruptcy obviously, but there's a wide gamut of extreme prosperity between bankrupt and trillion dollar market cap.

                Give me a break. This might work if it's walmart replacing a dozen local shops with a giant big box store on the edge of town, but GPUs are already a niche luxury product. If there's one sector where it's justified for companies to make outsized profits on, it's this. Otherwise it's as out of touch as getting mad at Hermes for selling $10k hand bags.

                • ehnto 4 hours ago
                  Yes so thinking purely in corporate thoughts, the supply is the issue on concerts and GPUs. For supply constrained items like concert space, or theme parks, other countries where profit isn't the dominant motive will sell tickets via lotteries or first in, first serve, ID linked and no reselling.

                  For the GPU situation, consumer GPU supply is constrained because demand isn't being met. It's not being met (in my understanding) because NVidia has a monopoly on the software ecosystem around the workloads that are diverting consumer GPU supply to businesses, first crypto, recently AI. The solution would have been to create and supply two different verticals independently, and to open the ecosystem up for other manufacturers to help meet B2B supply. There is precedent for this going in different directions, but it was a choice nVidia made to squeeze the market for every penny. Extremely good business. Shareholders are stoked, a fantastic win for the stock market.

                  I can't worry about all things but since you bring hermes bags up, yes that is also a pretty clear sign of a perverse economy. Selling an at-cost $10 bag for $10,000 is pretty disappointing behaviour by the seller and the buyer. The seller does it because they can, and the buyer does it because they don't mind getting fleeced. The key difference there is you can still get full utility from a bag for $15, but you have to participate in this new GPU market to get a GPU.

                  This is the world we live in, I get that, but it's no less disappointing to see the majority of people get ditched for the sake of the shareholders time and time again. If you feel that this isn't what's happening then I would be interested in that, otherwise we might just disagree on some base principles which is fine but probably not worth debating.

                  • gruez 4 hours ago
                    >For supply constrained items like concert space, or theme parks, other countries where profit isn't the dominant motive will sell tickets via lotteries or first in, first serve, ID linked and no reselling.

                    How are you going to enforce this for GPUs? Even if you somehow add the remote tracking systems that AI safety proponents have been asking for, you can still make a handy profit renting out your GPU to people who want to play gta6 or whatever.

                    >because NVidia has a monopoly on the software ecosystem around the workloads that are diverting consumer GPU supply to businesses, first crypto, recently AI

                    Maybe if you need CUDA specifically for AI workloads. For gaming AMD or intel is perfectly serviceable. It's not as good as a RTX 5090, but again that's like complaining you can only afford a LV bag rather than a Hermes (the embarrassment!)

                    >The key difference there is you can still get full utility from a bag for $15, but you have to participate in this new GPU market to get a GPU.

                    Only if you're only interested in carrying stuff, but not if you're interested in status signaling. The same applies to some extent for concerts. How many people are going for the experience of nosebleed seats (or standing room), overpriced food, and other travel hassles, vs the social cachet of being to a limited concert?

            • bigstrat2003 3 hours ago
              > "Legal and financial sense" is how you run a business.

              That is how immoral people run a business. But there are a great many businesses in this country run by people who (correctly) recognize that there are higher obligations than the law and making a profit. Treating your customers fairly, making good products, doing things in an ethical way... these are not optional to a well-adjusted person, even if not required by the law.

              Continuing to serve your loyal customers even has benefits above and beyond the intangible. When the bubble pops (and it will pop), Nvidia's sales to AI customers will crater. When that day comes, they will come to regret chasing away all the customers who would still be giving them business if they had not been cast aside as "not profitable enough, sorry guys".

              • gruez 2 hours ago
                >That is how immoral people run a business. But there are a great many businesses in this country run by people who (correctly) recognize that there are higher obligations than the law and making a profit. Treating your customers fairly, making good products, doing things in an ethical way... these are not optional to a well-adjusted person, even if not required by the law.

                Higher obligations like... letting sweaty PC gamers run GTA 6 at 4K? I'm only half joking with the characterization, but AI at least have a good story going for it, productivity gains, competition with china, etc. What does gaming have going for it? For a slightly less sympathitic example, imagine there's some water shortage and datacenters[1] bought up all the water rights, forcing golfers to play on brown golf courses. Are we really supposed to be mad at either the datacenters or the farmers that sold the water rights, because they weren't serving the "higher obligations" of golfers wanting green golf courses?

                [1] yes, I know they don't actually use that much water.

                >When the bubble pops (and it will pop), Nvidia's sales to AI customers will crater. When that day comes, they will come to regret chasing away all the customers who would still be giving them business if they had not been cast aside as "not profitable enough, sorry guys".

                As much gamers would love this revenge fantasy to happen it's not going to happen. I wager there's approximately zero brand loyalty in the PC gaming market. If nvidia is going to lose customers, it's because they're behind technologically.

                • watwut 33 minutes ago
                  > but AI at least have a good story going for it,

                  It was not advancing good story. If you listened to CEO it was advancing pretty horrifying story of obsoleting people and centralizing all power into their own hands.

          • clivedup 7 hours ago
            I think he's trying to help people understand that "He was responsible for hanging consumers out to dry" is some sort of wishful thinking.

            Demand has far exceeded supply, and so consumers are priced out.

            This is no different than how most developing countries have been priced out of top GPUs since the dawn of computing.

            It sucks, but to pin the blame on someone for not selling you a GPU at below market rates is... not fruitful.

      • vintermann 2 hours ago
        He had very little say in the forces that "destroyed the PC market". When he co-founded NVidia, it wasn't to become a geopolitical power player - no one could have predicted that 3d accelerator cards for gaming on PCs would have that kind of impact. If anything, NVidia has made some questionable business moves to not abandon their initial market, such as trying to prevent crypto mining on the cheaper cards meant for gaming.

        His successor, however, probably got in position deliberately seeking geopolitical power. They're going to be worse in every way (except cheating on their spouse with subordinates, they're probably not going to do that).

    • lotsofpulp 8 hours ago
      All the irrelevant ant kitchen posts really drives home the dead internet theory.
      • jb1991 4 hours ago
        The interesting thing about those posts is that once you see two of them in a thread, you know there are going to be more than two.
      • epolanski 1 hour ago
        It's a good analogy.
      • Rapzid 6 hours ago
        It shouldn't be surprise we are seeing so many of these posts surface.

        After all, when you see two ants in the kitchen..

      • qwerpy 5 hours ago
        I click on these ant kitchen people expecting some new account with 3 karma, nope, old ass accounts with lots of karma. Humans and bots converging in functionality.
  • maxnevermind 5 hours ago
    I wonder if he followed a modern trend and was on TRT, it seems like a pattern for celebrity/powerful men of age these days: get on TRT, get in shape, cheat on your wife.
    • throwayay58373 5 hours ago
      Do you suppose Sheryl Sandberg was also trying trt?
  • testfrequency 55 minutes ago
    The mental gymnastics people are doing here to save face for Huang.

    I don’t care if it’s 100 employees at this point, the big topic here should be that he is not to be trusted. He quite literally has been spoon feeding China behind the US’s back. He deceived the entire country, he’s a con man.

    The relationships are just an awful aside of what’s turning out to be a very bigger concern about national security.

  • 10xDev 12 hours ago
    TIL: True monogamy only appears in 3-5% of mammals in the animal kingdom.
    • combobyte 11 hours ago
      I'm sure his wife feels reassured by that statistic.
      • petra 10 hours ago
        I'm sure she knew.
        • combobyte 10 hours ago
          People keep saying this like it makes it better... If I knew my partner was a serial philanderer it wouldn't make me feel great, even if said partner was worth billions.
          • bradlys 9 hours ago
            A lot of marriages are purely for superficial image. Many people also fall out of love but stay together legally for various reasons.

            Many ultra high net worth people are married purely for financial reasons. The wife gets whatever she wants but now they don't need to worry about losing control of their company, etc.

            This is to say nothing of the biological differences either. Menopause hits some women extremely hard and libido is completely gone. Rather than divorce or mutually suffer, they open up the marriage.

            • watwut 31 minutes ago
              And a lot of people feel VERY betrayed by cheating. Including when they suspected and now have confirmation. Including rich ones.

              There is this new narrative on HN where wifes don't care about cheating, but in general, they do a lot.

  • misiti3780 12 hours ago
    I would if he went to bed everything realizing this is how it could all end?
    • happytoexplain 12 hours ago
      Is it so bad? He founded one of history's most successful companies in one of the most exciting sectors on the planet and ran it for 33 years. He's 63.

      The only thing that would actually be bad is if his wife left him, which we don't know is happening yet. Some women accept the "risk" (to put it tastelessly) of marrying a hundred-billionaire, and stick it out.

      • reorder9695 11 hours ago
        Depends on what he values, I don't think I'd be any happier with 150bn than maybe 100m, they're both large enough that I couldn't possibly see myself spending it. Not with this specific case, but I often see people saying/implying people must be happy because they're rich/founded a successful company/achieved something great/<insert desirable thing here>.

        I guess people often think the things they imagine making themselves happy would make someone else who has that happy, and I just don't think that's the case that often. I don't think money buys happiness after a point, a certain amount gets rid of a lot of discomfort and stress and brings relief and security, a bit more can buy some happiness, after that it's just number go up.

        • argee 11 hours ago
          Exactly, a lot of people (especially those who have plenty of material wealth) focus much more on legacy. Here we're watching Jensen's legacy turn into that of an incompetent and possibly a traitor, on top of being morally bankrupt. That can't feel good. It will color everything he has ever said or done, I'm sure you can find plenty of his quotes that will now seem ridiculous.

          https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jensen-huang-quotes

          • happytoexplain 11 hours ago
            Despite not being a full subscriber to the "death of the author" concept, I do think we tend to ironically lean a little too petty/unrelated in our criticisms of big names when we discover their sexual sins, and I think this is an example of that. Yes, I'm sure you could find some quotes in there that are hypocritical given his sexual conduct, but I can't find one on an initial review. I think sometimes this can kind of harm the legitimate criticism by association.

            I say this as somebody who has never had any admiration for this guy (not because of a specific grievance, but because I don't follow tech leadership and am generally pessimistic about them).

            • argee 11 hours ago
              You're 1) projecting that it is my opinion, and not my estimation of public opinion; and 2) seemingly unfamiliar with how most people think - "we" do not lean toward anything but laziness, and this is how lazy thought works.

              That being said his early life is crazy enough that a movie could save him. Lazy thinking is fickle, after all.

        • stasomatic 7 hours ago
          Who was that comedian that said something along of "I'd rather be depressed in an Rolls Royce than in a Honda"... Money doesn't buy happiness, but it removes the worry of where you are going to sleep tonight.
        • petra 10 hours ago
          He's an engineer. He spent his life building engineering marvels, and creating tools to help others build engineering marvels.

          He's also spent his life building a large, very influential company.

          Could it be that those are the things he values?

        • happytoexplain 11 hours ago
          For sure, he's probably deeply unhappy about his legacy. I just mean "this is how it could all end" implies something a little more dramatic than that. While money doesn't buy happiness after a certain amount, it does buy the satisfaction of supporting your future generations. And that's not even to mention what he built.
      • summa_tech 5 hours ago
        She didn't marry a hundred-billionaire. They met as students at Oregon State. :(
      • watwut 11 hours ago
        > The only thing that would actually be bad

        Would be investigation ending in jail time.

  • afavour 10 hours ago
    At the current rate of disclosure Huang is going to be revealed to have had an affair with every woman in the world by 2038. It’s vital that we build out infrastructure to support this if we don’t want to be left behind.

    At least we’ve now passed the tipping point where the majority of affairs are domestic. Some country out there is going to achieve HSM (Huang Second Marriage) and it’s vital to future prosperity that we make sure it’s the US.

    • Slartie 9 hours ago
      "Claude, build me a website that tracks with whom Jensen Huang had an affair yet! Register the domain hasjensenhuanghadanaffair.with and treat GETs on subdirectories as names for queries, like hasjensenhuanghadanaffair.with/JaneDoe should display whether he had an affair with Jane Doe."
    • mekael 9 hours ago
      sigh, another 2038 problem to solve.
  • nirui 42 minutes ago
    Man! Mr. Huang is B.U.S.Y., even at work lol

    Just my opinion here, spy is probably fine, coworker is big no no. If I got a spy to bang, after it's done I'll publicly praise her on Twitter to thank her for the good time (assuming it is, otherwise I will have give advice) and tag my wife too so we can actually try the tricks at home but this time with true love. If a female coworker enters a meeting room alone with me, I'll insist that she keep the door behind her open so everyone can supervise what we are doing.

    It's kinda pity. Mr. Huang seemed a nicer guy than the other CEOs, less dicky, trying to be useful etc. But then maybe that's why the other CEOs act like they do, a way to filter out the less loyal members from the company board. If Mr. Huang survives this, maybe he should get rid of whoever supported his ousting from the board, wasting money to breed a coup always burdens earning potential.

  • Betelbuddy 12 hours ago
    That is it...I am buying a leather jacket!
    • flowerlad 12 hours ago
      You also need employees.
    • greenowl 12 hours ago
      Maybe aging to 60+ won't be that bad? Thank you Jensen for showing younger men there is hope.
    • mkrishnan 12 hours ago
      Buy a brown one
  • debrisontrack 12 hours ago
    I don't who the 3rd affair will be with, but the 4th one will be with sticks and stones
  • mg794613 38 minutes ago
    Who cares.

    It is so American to interlink personal affairs with business.

  • serf 3 hours ago
    the public discourse around this thing and the moralizing reminds me of the Norm Macdonald bit about Tiger Woods.

    "What? I don't believe you! Are you telling me, are you trying to tell me that that guy , worth 6 billion, you're telling me that the world's greatest athlete over there, Tiger Woods -- you're telling me that that guy, that super handsome charismatic dude likes to lie down with ladies?

    I DON'T BUY IT!"

  • eecc 50 minutes ago
    Man, the McCarthyist notes in the comments are pure comedy
  • minimaxir 12 hours ago
    One affair is a scandal.

    Two affairs is a pattern.

    Three affairs is just funny.

    • nashashmi 12 hours ago
      Bill Gates had a similar pattern
      • chinathrow 11 hours ago
        He had 3, had to look it up.
    • Betelbuddy 12 hours ago
      One relationship per GPU core.
    • pndy 12 hours ago
      There are memes about... running SLI <wink wink nudge nudge>

      And frankly at this point, where nothing surprises you anymore we should probably just enjoy some stupid pictures with captions

  • anotherengineer 12 hours ago
    stop it!! he's already dead!!

    in all seriousness though, what is going on? everything here feels well timed and coordinated. were the powers that be just waiting for US midterms to pass? is there any relationship to the anthropic IPO? my tin foil hat is going to be working overtime these next few days

    • vizzier 12 hours ago
      Plenty of benign explanations without needing tinfoil

      - The affair(s) were so badly hidden that they became obvious once one was exposed

      - High profile CEO of one of the biggest companies in the world means a lot of eyes

      - something akin to the Streisand effect keeps things in the news cycle

      • ribosometronome 12 hours ago
        Yeah, hundreds of reporters suddenly being interested in the story after the initial news broke shines a lot more lights on things.
    • peter422 12 hours ago
      The initial story about the spy dropped on October 29th, before the midterms.

      At that point it was probably just a matter of time until the rest came out.

    • reasonableklout 11 hours ago
      I mean it’s just much more of a favorable political environment for the board to investigate Huang. And journalists know that if there’s smoke, there’s likely fire. So it seems like a pretty natural pile-on if anything.

      It is kinda weird that Jensen decided to resign so quickly though. I would’ve expected a longer investigation period involving both the board and Congress.

    • sifdjfirjcndiei 46 minutes ago
      Democrats take charge IPO almost out the door Bubble about to pop

      What people (and nations) would be able to come out clean in front of their audiences from the fallout of the above if the catalyst was Huang having an affair with an alleged Chinese spy, being interrogated by Warren, and the woke forcing him out of the company he built (whose interim CEO is female)

      There’s a thread through all of that that props up a significant portion of Silicon Valley elite’s worldview…

  • lukeify 5 hours ago
    Might be quicker to start asking which Nvidia employees he didn't sleep with.
  • numberwan9 11 hours ago
    Parallel execution in action
  • haunter 12 hours ago
    Amateur. Tiger Woods had at least 9 extramarital affairs.
  • lavendermon 11 hours ago
    Jensen has had a heck of a ride, fastest rise and fall we've seen in a while. Looks like he didn't handle the attention very well.
    • jdlshore 11 hours ago
      Fast fall, yes, but his rise has been years in the making.
      • lavendermon 11 hours ago
        I should've worded my post differently. Jensen had a fast rise as a household name and the attention that came with it. Before 2020 I doubt more than 2% of the population could've named the CEO of Nvidia.
        • siva7 10 hours ago
          To be known by 2% of US Population as a business leader is by all means a household name. What then happened is more like superstar status akin to Steve Jobs. You simply can't rise higher than that.
        • xeonmc 9 hours ago
          Seems like the joke went over your head.
          • jdlshore 8 hours ago
            I'm not sure what joke you're seeing, but if you're referring to my post, it wasn't intentional!
      • pedalpete 11 hours ago
        Decades actually!
    • cbsmith 5 hours ago
      Wasn't exactly a fast rise. Nvidia has been growing pretty steadily for decades.

      [insert joke about three rides that we know of here]

    • jacekm 10 hours ago
      Having a cushion of $145B he won't be hurt from the fall.
      • onlypassingthru 10 hours ago
        California is a community property state. Lori is about to take control of her half of that in 3, 2, 1...
        • jdlshore 8 hours ago
          I would be so devastated to only have 122.5 billion dollars... but you know what, if someone wants to give me 5 million, I'll settle for it.
        • NordStreamYacht 5 hours ago
          Right now I would be happy to have 145k to split.
      • lp92 10 hours ago
        Sure, but jail time for bypassing the export ban can definitely make it harder to use the money. Then again, given his affiliation with the POTUS he probably won't get jail time.
    • Isamu 10 hours ago
      I thought attention is all you need.
  • afavour 12 hours ago
    To a certain point I don't really care about how many subordinates it ends up being (something tells me there are more), but it does make all of the grindset quotes CEOs like Huang barf up all the more laughable.

    > “I work every day. There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t work. And if I’m not working, I’m thinking about work.”

    > “I wake up at 5am, and the moment I wake up, I start working… I’m asleep probably by 9:30pm.

    https://www.startuparchive.org/p/jensen-huang-there-s-hard-w...

    A lot of people have said Nvidia are crazy to get rid of Huang, that he's a singular irreplaceable talent. What if, perhaps, he's not all he's made out to be?

    • happytoexplain 12 hours ago
      His affairs are clearly reprehensible, but what does this have to do with how hard he works?
      • randyrand 3 hours ago
        I don’t understand the moral panic over this. A man of his wealth can easily support more than one family.
      • ceejayoz 11 hours ago
        He has time for at least four romantic relationships.
        • talmr 5 hours ago
          Jensen: “You're not talking to someone who woke up a loser. That loser attitude, that loser premise makes no sense to me.”
        • randycupertino 11 hours ago
          He's bush league compared to Elon Musk who runs 6 companies simultaneously (Tesla, SpaceX, Twitter, Neuralink, Boring, xAI) yet finds time to father at least 14 kids with at least 4 different women!
          • ceejayoz 11 hours ago
            Isn't his usual relationship with those women "here's some sperm, have at it"?
          • stasomatic 7 hours ago
            Almost Genghis Khan level... a few more and conquer at least half of the solar system, then we talk. Loser!
      • afavour 12 hours ago
        He very clearly isn't fully dedicated to his work, given his multiple affairs with his employees. Someone that was _actually_ laser focused on their company would, you know, not sleep with employees.
        • happytoexplain 11 hours ago
          I think this is a weird angle. A man's unfaithfulness might very well be correlated with failures in his responsibilities as a leader, but the simple idea of working hard doesn't seem like one of them. In fact, if I may say something a little eyebrow-raising, that particular quality might even be inversely correlated...

          We can find so much to criticize without stretching.

  • dare944 2 hours ago
    Imagine a country that twice elected a rapist pedophile for a president clutching their pearls over a CEO that steps out on his wife.

    It's a convenient distraction I guess.

  • sys_64738 9 hours ago
    Who gives a damn who he is having an r-ship with. It's 2026.
  • shrike 12 hours ago
    I can't believe Jensen Huang popped the AI bubble with his d*ck...
  • nathias 2 hours ago
    Are they all spies or why is this important?
  • rooftopzen 7 hours ago
    Parrots another article - even w ", Report Says" as the end of the headline.

    The original article is from Reuters, partially written by this woman below whose history is all Washington stories then bam 4 articles on Nvidia and tech.

    https://www.reuters.com/authors/alexandra-alper/

    Appears to be manipulated news (which we're used to), story is real but should be seen through that lens - why?

    • dang 6 hours ago
      (This must have originally been posted to https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50473868 - we've since merged the threads.)
    • perching_aix 7 hours ago
      It all lining up perfectly with their quarterly earnings call does seem like a bit of a strange coincidence at the very least.

      These are also not actually new developments, but years old. So they could have easily been stockpiled ahead of time, ready to deploy when opportune. Or maybe that's just standard when you're high profile enough? It's like accumulating and strategically burning 0 days. Or trading them for that matter.

      Or at least the original report was like this. These newer ones are perfectly well explained by opportunism imo, if one is to believe that the anonymous sources really are company internal.

      • JumpCrisscross 5 hours ago
        > lining up perfectly with their quarterly earnings call

        Availability heuristic. A short seller was writing about Nvidia's China-disclosure problem in May. Huang's affair with Ms. Huang came out before Halloween. If one month before earnings is fair game, then you're going to have a lot of conspiracies to clean up.

        • perching_aix 47 minutes ago
          It's a 3 week window each time each between announcement of meeting and actual meeting, not a month, and the May case does fall into it too. But I do get your point.
  • ex-aws-dude 11 hours ago
    Look, what happens between a billionaire CEO, three consenting adults, and a Singaporean shell company is a personal matter that should not concern us

    - Hacker News

    • combobyte 11 hours ago
      You would do the same thing in his position!

      - Also Hacker News

      • georgemcbay 9 hours ago
        People love to self-report by announcing what "everyone" would do in different situations.
  • dan_grec 4 hours ago
    Now that he is the former CEO, why does it matter and why is the news cycle still hyper fixated on him?
    • monideas 2 hours ago
      US elites get off on destroying people who do good for the country. This also benefits China so the Chinese government works with them to do this occasionally which they did in this case.

      He’s no longer CEO which is what China wanted, but US elites can still destroy him even more and the people around him.

  • bell-cot 10 hours ago
    At how many $billion of market value should a board just figure that it's a cost of doing business to hire retired spooks to keep track of the CEO's personal life, and ensure that he has a pipeline of well-paid, background-checked, NDA-signed mistresses available to divert his eyes from the employees and spies?
  • rvz 12 hours ago
    There are three "I"s in NVIDIA (latin)
  • thibsrn 11 hours ago
    I mean he's the boss of a GPU company, no surprise he's having affairs in parallel.
  • dist-epoch 12 hours ago
    These AI slop chinese soap-operas are so good...
  • aaron695 11 hours ago
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